There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong. So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them. Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either. So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook. Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, 'I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.'
2006-08-11 23:20:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"still up and running on empty huh? I thought I told you to get some sleep! You really are not making sense. Oh, and let me guess, You're a physicist or trying to be?"
Physicist: A scientist trained in physics
Trained: Having acquired necessary skills by e.g. undergoing a course of study
Course of Study:Education imparted in a series of lessons or meetings
I guess I am a physicist!
2006-08-11 23:46:28 · update #1
still up and running on empty huh? I thought I told you to get some sleep! You really are not making sense. Oh, and let me guess, You're a physicist or trying to be?
2006-08-11 23:29:16 · answer #1 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I lean more towards vitalism myself; there has got to be more to life than just chemical and physical principles.
2006-08-12 02:00:07 · answer #2 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
At midnight crocodiles wear ties
2006-08-11 23:26:02 · answer #3 · answered by Susanne J 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I give up. This is not my level . Thanks for the points though.
2006-08-11 23:23:14 · answer #4 · answered by pakir poyum 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure
2006-08-12 00:25:40 · answer #5 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋