Renee Descartes walks into a bar, the bartender says 'sir can I get you a martini 'Descartes says 'I don't think...' and he disappears
2006-08-11 23:19:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I don't think , therefore I am not"
Thank you for one of the greatest riddles ever posted!
2006-08-11 23:50:37 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and the bartender asks
"Would you have Olive or Twist?"
2006-08-11 23:21:48 · answer #2 · answered by easyboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts".
2006-08-11 23:21:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I walk up to a bartender...
2006-08-11 23:27:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You must be tired. Get some sleep!
2006-08-11 23:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by itsmeee2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He had a clear way of thinking (in his opinion).
LOL.
2006-08-12 01:45:21 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah man, cool!
2006-08-11 23:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by Hanif 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL. That one was funny!
2006-08-11 23:35:29 · answer #8 · answered by Steffi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
medication pls..lmao!
2006-08-11 23:22:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it.
2006-08-12 00:26:10 · answer #10 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋