Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

2006-08-09 02:36:03 · 11 answers · asked by Shamus 3 in Television

and why?

2006-08-09 02:34:50 · 44 answers · asked by spongy 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 02:34:35 · 11 answers · asked by jpaulr 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-09 02:33:14 · 6 answers · asked by citrusy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 02:31:54 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i personley go 4depp as 4 Arnie cant stand riperling muscles like his for some daft reason his arms make me think of strings of fat sausages i havent a clue where that came from i suposeit is one of those things hae any of you had daft thoughts ifso let me know and i will know i am not the onley one thanks all oh if i was a lad i would opt 4 Kira

2006-08-09 02:31:13 · 35 answers · asked by mz boho 3 in Celebrities

Than Will Farrell right now?? I can't think of anyone. And whats your fav Will Farrell movie?

2006-08-09 02:29:50 · 21 answers · asked by K Girl 6 in Movies

2006-08-09 02:29:49 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was way too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't!


So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and yet again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled, tipped his hat, and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was pretty good friends."

2006-08-09 02:29:49 · 19 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 02:29:40 · 18 answers · asked by cuddlybunnyjean 2 in Television

Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some feedback.

http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/

For the time being here are a couple of jokes.


JACK AND JILL

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure.

Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation, oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to????


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!

2006-08-09 02:29:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 02:28:53 · 69 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 02:28:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Have you ever found out what someone did for a living, and thought that it would be neat to try?

2006-08-09 02:28:50 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Can you believe how those Hollywood baby-eaters robbed me of my Oscar?

2006-08-09 02:28:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Jamie Foxx or Ginuwine?

2006-08-09 02:27:51 · 17 answers · asked by K-Boogie 2 in Polls & Surveys

Celeb's going crazy trying to come up with the most stupid baby names (Suri, Romeo, Moon-Unit, Rocco, Scout, Phoenix Chi, Apple, Kyd, Maximus, Pilot Inspektor, etc, etc).

Now 'normal' people are doing it - imagine the registers at most primary schools these days!!

2006-08-09 02:27:40 · 48 answers · asked by Wafflebox 5 in Celebrities

2006-08-09 02:27:38 · 12 answers · asked by spongy 2 in Polls & Surveys

For me it's LL Cool J.

2006-08-09 02:27:14 · 14 answers · asked by A.warrior 1 in Movies

I was listening to some Disney songs from thier animated movies........and i realized that since i was a kid.the Jungle book was my favorite...with the Bear nessicities my favorite disney song?

what is yours?

2006-08-09 02:26:58 · 33 answers · asked by nefariousx 6 in Movies

2006-08-09 02:23:44 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...like last night, i was fighting Joe Frazier on xbox360 and wondering how to beat this guy?? it turns out you need to be patient, analyze his weaknesses, and then focus on going through those loopholes!

but seriously, in real life what are some things you thought were impossible to overcome but succeeded in the end?

2006-08-09 02:22:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a video where this woman walks around with a big red heart and walks in the street then as the day goes by her heart gets smaller then she meets this guy they go for drinks and in the morning her heart gets big again and he see's this and runs away leaving her waiting for him outside her apartment

2006-08-09 02:21:32 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

can u plz tell me the meaning of redhead or redneck... ummm whatever it is.
Please don't be rude

2006-08-09 02:21:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Do you have some one that always looks over
your shoulder, or do you like for someone to
sit down beside you as you do just what I'm
doing right now.

2006-08-09 02:20:51 · 19 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

all episodes

2006-08-09 02:20:15 · 1 answers · asked by jasminelavab5 2 in Television

2006-08-09 02:19:49 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Quite simply, who do you like better? And I want reasons! Not just "I like DC because Superman is cool." I want solid reasons for your choice.

2006-08-09 02:19:34 · 30 answers · asked by Literary Lass 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-08-09 02:19:16 · 2 answers · asked by pipercub1998 1 in Television

It could be anything. Maybe something you always heard growing up, like "I'm starvin' like Marvin" or "Jeat yet?" <--that one is "did you eat, yet" all ran together... yes, I know... my family is country... they can't help it.... Or how about, "I'll knock yer head clean ta China!" lol.. ok... I'm gonna stop. I got way too many to many to sit here and list them all... so what's yours?

2006-08-09 02:18:25 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys