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Hi, I have put some jokes and other stuff on my personal website. Check it out and give me some feedback.

http://www.geocities.com/johncena_yo23/

For the time being here are a couple of jokes.


JACK AND JILL

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.

One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure.

Subsequently the second member of the team performed a self-rotational translation, oriented in the same direction taken by the first team member.

In simple English what does this translate to????


Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after!

2006-08-09 02:29:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

8 answers

cool website i love Harry Poter

2006-08-09 02:37:00 · answer #1 · answered by kay 3 · 1 0

Wahahah! Nice joke... giggles!

2006-08-09 09:33:40 · answer #2 · answered by kwing-kwang 3 · 2 0

why put the answer? Would've been much better to make people guess

2006-08-09 09:42:38 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1 1

lol funny funny

2006-08-09 09:51:22 · answer #4 · answered by Hot_Cowgirl 2 · 2 0

lol good one

2006-08-09 09:36:19 · answer #5 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 2 0

ok

2006-08-09 11:10:46 · answer #6 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 2 0

LOL.

2006-08-10 00:56:58 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2 0

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............

2006-08-09 09:39:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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