As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was way too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she still couldn't!
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and yet again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled, tipped his hat, and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind'a figured we was pretty good friends."
2006-08-09 02:29:49 · 19 answers · asked by texasgirl5454312 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it, too funny! I will share this with my friends, thanks!
2006-08-09 02:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud joke ma'am
2006-08-09 02:37:14 · answer #2 · answered by Louie J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. Keep up the good work! =)
2006-08-09 02:45:38 · answer #3 · answered by Jake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. Its funny. I wasnt expecting that ending
2006-08-09 02:34:34 · answer #4 · answered by lida 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny thank you for the smile
2006-08-09 02:35:18 · answer #5 · answered by kay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What! The woman doesn't even know where her own zip is!?
2006-08-09 02:38:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too long to read!
2006-08-09 02:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by maryanntiller 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To be honest, it wasn't that funny but thanx :)
2006-08-09 02:37:30 · answer #8 · answered by pumpkinism 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-09 04:10:14 · answer #9 · answered by NBGirl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the joke is fun to hear,fun to do anything!hey your joke can really be popular!just make more be more funnier!bye bye.
2006-08-09 02:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! That's good!!!
2006-08-09 02:36:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋