It could be anything. Maybe something you always heard growing up, like "I'm starvin' like Marvin" or "Jeat yet?" <--that one is "did you eat, yet" all ran together... yes, I know... my family is country... they can't help it.... Or how about, "I'll knock yer head clean ta China!" lol.. ok... I'm gonna stop. I got way too many to many to sit here and list them all... so what's yours?
2006-08-09 02:18:25 · 23 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Should I talk slower or go get someone who speaks fluent moron?
2006-08-09 02:27:23 · answer #1 · answered by still breathing 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I once had a colleague at work whose equivalent of 'Well, I'll be darned!' (if you're watching the Brady Bunch ) / 'Well, I'll be f***ed!' (if you're watching the real world) WAS...
"Tie me in a corner and slap me like Susan!"
Once or twice, people actually asked him, at point-blank range, where on earth he'd learnt that from.
He claimed, to the very end, that it was a real expression he'd picked up from other people, even though nobody in the universe had heard anyone else say it.
2006-08-09 09:29:34 · answer #2 · answered by Bowzer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When someone is sitting on a table. Tables are made for glasses not a$$es.
When someone asks a stupid question. Does the bear S**t in the woods. (That's what my man says.)
I don't know where I got this from but when someone says something strange or out of the this world. I say "Listen to ya". I don't really like it but it's a bad habit to break.
My Aunt use to say "Oh my nerves" when she heard something outrageous.
2006-08-09 09:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by aimstir31 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bee bop a looma, you ARE my baby
Bee bop a looma I do NOT mean maybe.
Followed by:
Step One: Apply AC. Turn the O-F-F switch to the O-N psition.
Followed by:
Above all else, do thee no harm.
Followed by:
It was like that when I got here (Honest!!!)
2006-08-09 14:34:31 · answer #4 · answered by photonic_beam 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's ON like Donkey Kong!
2006-08-09 09:29:54 · answer #5 · answered by Diesel Weasel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is me talking to my dogs whenn they do something really stupid.
"im gonna club you like a baby seal" or, depending on my mood and what it was they did, like dig up the flower bed....AGAIN.
"i'm gonna beat you like a birthday pinata". then they both lok at each other like goobers, and go right back to what they were doing....anybody want a dog or 2? LOL
2006-08-09 09:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by daddysboicub 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I stole my moms she used to tell me and my brothers "You @ss is grass and I'm the lawn mower!" man she is a witty sass!
2006-08-09 09:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deep Sneakers - meaning trouble, like "They catch you, you're gonna be in deep sneakers"
2006-08-09 09:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Cool Beans" - I picked it up in college and even though I really don't like the expression, I can't seem to stop saying it! ;-)
2006-08-09 09:25:08 · answer #9 · answered by ItsJustMe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Horrible, terrible, vegetable.
I picked it up at school. It's actually quite cute, isn't it?
2006-08-09 11:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by shortgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋