Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to saftley get out of this highly dangerous situation? Think for a minute..........Give up?



Get your drunk a*s off the merry go round!

2006-08-09 02:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by e_deckwa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Tell me the prank and how funny it was and tell how much trouble you were in.

2006-08-09 02:51:53 · 9 answers · asked by Brandon 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Okay, I'm Jill and I'm 16 yrs. old. I really think the best classical actress of all the universe is Audrey Hepburn. What do you think?

2006-08-09 02:51:29 · 5 answers · asked by Jill Anne A 2 in Celebrities

Thanks

2006-08-09 02:51:07 · 58 answers · asked by Pollita 2 in Movies

A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm
together until her husband can get out. She's not, however, very good
at farm work, so she writes a letter to him in jail: "Dear
sweetheart, I want to plant the potatoes. When is the best time to do
it?"

The farmer writes back: "Honey, don't go near that field. That's
where all my guns are buried."
But, because he is in jail all of the farmer's mail is censored. So
when the sheriff and his deputies read this, they all run out to the
farm and dig up the entire potato field looking for guns. After two
full days of digging, they don't find one single weapon.
The farmer then writes to his wife: "Honey, now is when you should
plant the potatoes."

2006-08-09 02:51:04 · 20 answers · asked by simply_boring 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Compare price&feature of xbox 360 to play station3

2006-08-09 02:49:42 · 6 answers · asked by ashu samarty.. 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 02:48:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-09 02:48:10 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

when you go to the restaurant, what will u say to the waiter/waitress?
1. Can i have (the chest of the chicken) or (chicken breast) please?
2. Can i have (caviar) or (fish eggs) please?
3. When you want to do a toast? Cheers or up yours?

2006-08-09 02:48:09 · 25 answers · asked by NR 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Would your priorities stay the same? Would you change everything?

2006-08-09 02:47:21 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 02:47:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Ex. Fire by Ohio Players
Help by The Beatles

2006-08-09 02:47:15 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Sometimes when I hear a song I get goosebumps and I can lose myself in it. What song does that for you?

2006-08-09 02:46:24 · 5 answers · asked by tustudent 2 in Music

Any particular character you'd want to play?

2006-08-09 02:45:46 · 10 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

Now that i have your attention who do you think can harm the migty LINK! I mean i have cool powers and I have a Nice sword and a Bow and dont forger my pointy ears and my green clothes

2006-08-09 02:45:31 · 13 answers · asked by Link 3 in Comics & Animation

it rock i guess and it has two white men one girl and one black man in the band soo if anyone could help that would be great
plus its a recent song

and it also say something to do with "so kiss me goodbye " in the song

2006-08-09 02:45:13 · 1 answers · asked by softbalbabii05 1 in Music

2006-08-09 02:44:49 · 2 answers · asked by B 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 02:44:16 · 23 answers · asked by -mystery- 3 in Polls & Surveys

When you think of women, think of sports balls.

At age 18, she is a football: 22 men after her.
At age 28, she is a hockey puck: 8 men going after her.
At age 38, she is a golf ball: 1 man going after her.

At age 48, she is a ping pong ball: 2 men pushing at each other.

Rate this from 1 to 10. If you have something to say that is not about this joke, i recommend you do not say it.

Thx,
Jake

Source: free-jokes-online.com

2006-08-09 02:43:56 · 16 answers · asked by Jake 2 in Jokes & Riddles

we've been roller blading but thats got boaring

2006-08-09 02:43:53 · 18 answers · asked by claire s 2 in Other - Entertainment

if you have a confusion add aall the songs that you think worth listening to..

2006-08-09 02:42:46 · 3 answers · asked by nfle 1 in Music

Margarita anyone?

2006-08-09 02:42:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i just want to know and no stupid answers!

2006-08-09 02:42:06 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

War in Israel and Iraq...volcano eruptions, heatwaves in US, the shotdown of alaskan pipeline which will hurt us in high price of oil and more....and perhaps one day you saw a pretty lady with a curvacious body shape and sex appeal..in the side of streets strip her clothes one after another 'til only left is the pieces covering her private parts and then in an act of removing it also...what will you do? let her do that removing it!!! stare your eyes on it!! what will you do?

2006-08-09 02:41:23 · 8 answers · asked by alexcruz56 2 in Polls & Surveys

Whats the most unusual/interesting that would be in it , if any?

2006-08-09 02:40:45 · 16 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I think your turning Japanese I think your turning japanese I really think so. lol PS. who really sings that song?

2006-08-09 02:40:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-09 02:39:16 · 12 answers · asked by that's hawt 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 02:38:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 02:37:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A new leg. He said it wasn't the main present just a stocking filler.

2006-08-09 02:36:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles