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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to saftley get out of this highly dangerous situation? Think for a minute..........Give up?



Get your drunk a*s off the merry go round!

2006-08-09 02:52:45 · 19 answers · asked by e_deckwa 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

When you're drunk the whole world is a merry-go-round.

2006-08-09 02:59:51 · answer #1 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0 0

i ws gonna say jump off the back of the horse and over the lion and land safely but that works 2.

2006-08-09 10:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by Derek Dirisio 2 · 0 0

get off the horse

2006-08-09 12:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by mike L 4 · 0 0

just go on running because the lion will never catch up with you

2006-08-09 10:06:20 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamweaver 5 · 0 0

just wait till the ride stops and get off

2006-08-09 09:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by Peter B 3 · 0 0

I was really searching my brain 4 an ans. nice one

2006-08-09 10:16:21 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0 0

lmao thats a good one i was gonna say jump on the elephant

2006-08-09 09:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by the ole ball and chain 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Old but still cute!

2006-08-09 09:56:49 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0 0

bite the horses *** to make it go faster

2006-08-09 10:01:36 · answer #9 · answered by chiefslapaho 3 · 0 0

I am waiting for that ride to break! LOL.

2006-08-10 00:42:29 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

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