Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

2006-08-09 19:32:45 · 21 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Jokes & Riddles

The only reason I ask this question is because it may someday happen.

2006-08-09 19:32:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Last time, we had this riddle:

Why am I spraying herbicide on my spice garden?
A: I am just trying to kill thyme!

Heheh. And here is today's riddle:

What is another name cannibals use for the phonebook?

2006-08-09 19:32:01 · 10 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

older movie- 60's-70's? Engineer wont let any hobo's ride his train.name of movie and stars?

2006-08-09 19:31:09 · 7 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Movies

Does anyone know what happened on the season finale on MTV'S The Hills?

2006-08-09 19:31:07 · 4 answers · asked by *Baby* 2 in Television

Sure, it's taboo, but I think most people do it.
I know I do!
I ain't got no shame in it! It feels good, doesn't hurt anyone.

Also, I find it quite interesting that the finger fits nicely into the nostril. Seems like God's telling us to pick on!

2006-08-09 19:30:12 · 12 answers · asked by Brianman3 3 in Polls & Surveys

I'm tired of being a smart *** right now (the ice cream sugar high wore off)! So seriously what do you see?

I see a field of stars.

2006-08-09 19:29:17 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 19:29:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would win in a fight?

2006-08-09 19:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Television

Explain why and what you think about these areas?

Curious!

2006-08-09 19:28:39 · 10 answers · asked by itsme 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 19:28:09 · 9 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do we as a community of democrats have to do to start winning elections so we are able to move beyond this republican controlled government.
I am asking becuase I work for the DNC and any input will help us take back Congress this November and the White house in 2008.
Thanks!!!!!

2006-08-09 19:27:09 · 16 answers · asked by Maggie 3 in Other - Entertainment

The government of the United States has passed a law which makes it a crime to transmit indecent materials over the Internet. As a citizen of this great country I plan to fully comply with that law.

From now on, whenever I get the urge to use an offensive word in e-mail I will substitute the name of an offensive politician. I urge you to do the same.

The beauty of this approach is that they can't easily ban these new naughty words without changing their own names. I know I could get in trouble for suggesting such a thing, but I don't give a flying Buchanan what they think.

And if they don't like it they can come over here and kiss my Gingrich.

2006-08-09 19:27:07 · 6 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 19:26:28 · 6 answers · asked by Bride2Be 8/30/08 5 in Television

> THE FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP"
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> 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, and who cooks
> from time to time.
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> 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
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> 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who
> doesn't lie to you.
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> 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to
> be with you.
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> 5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each
other.

2006-08-09 19:26:25 · 12 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!! HE WAS IN DOOM!!! HE WAS IN THE GREEN MILE!!! HE CAN'T BE GAY!! HE'S A FREAKIN ROLE MODEL TO ME MAN!!!

2006-08-09 19:25:43 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I saw it done on That 70's Show once and wanted to know how to do it or what dosage to use.

2006-08-09 19:25:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Some people start in August and some start in early September after Labor Day. I will start school in less than a week now.

2006-08-09 19:25:20 · 5 answers · asked by Malcolm uses Xbox 360 Avatar 7 in Polls & Surveys

Rabbi and a Priest were close friends. Every Saturday, the Priest took a stroll, and every Sat. he saw the Rabbi on his bike, on his way to the Synagogue. After many months, one Sat. the Rabbi was on foot.

The Priest ask him, "Rabbi, where is your bike?"

"Oh, Father, someone stole it."

"Well, Rabbi, let give you a suggestion. In your sermon today, go to the Ten Commandments. Linger on those and when you come to, 'Thou

Shalt Not Steal', dwell on that for a period. I'm sure the thief will repent and return your bike."

The next Saturday, the Priest was on his stroll, and here comes the Rabbi, on his bike.

The Priest says, "Well, Rabbi. I guess my suggestion worked."

"Well, not really, Father. You see, when I got to the Commandment, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery', I remembered where I left it."

2006-08-09 19:24:02 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

It seems that he crosses alot of socio-ethnic barriers. He doesn't have the greatest voice but people from all walks of life like the guy.....how come?

2006-08-09 19:23:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

that when my doggie sits on the train , the train doesn't leave the station ???

2006-08-09 19:22:44 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I know I sure am!

2006-08-09 19:22:44 · 15 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 19:22:13 · 4 answers · asked by sportsguy14 1 in Television

2006-08-09 19:21:41 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-09 19:20:57 · 19 answers · asked by ☆Princess NonO☆ 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 19:20:51 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I just want to know , being a full figured woman Ive been told that big girls have more cushion for the pushin , if you know what I mean .

2006-08-09 19:20:49 · 11 answers · asked by godsbird2006 4 in Polls & Surveys

I'm curious. Who Are Your Top 3 Favorite Bands or Singers of all time?

2006-08-09 19:20:10 · 6 answers · asked by drumlove56 2 in Music

(latin/tejano music) If so, which groups do listen to?

2006-08-09 19:20:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Jerseyan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Tennessee."

2006-08-09 19:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles