Rabbi and a Priest were close friends. Every Saturday, the Priest took a stroll, and every Sat. he saw the Rabbi on his bike, on his way to the Synagogue. After many months, one Sat. the Rabbi was on foot.
The Priest ask him, "Rabbi, where is your bike?"
"Oh, Father, someone stole it."
"Well, Rabbi, let give you a suggestion. In your sermon today, go to the Ten Commandments. Linger on those and when you come to, 'Thou
Shalt Not Steal', dwell on that for a period. I'm sure the thief will repent and return your bike."
The next Saturday, the Priest was on his stroll, and here comes the Rabbi, on his bike.
The Priest says, "Well, Rabbi. I guess my suggestion worked."
"Well, not really, Father. You see, when I got to the Commandment, 'Thou shalt not commit adultery', I remembered where I left it."
2006-08-09 19:24:02 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha very funny
2006-08-10 02:53:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, An oldie and moldie
2006-08-09 21:25:48 · answer #2 · answered by buzzbait0u812 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! For shame! LOL. LOL.
2006-08-10 06:02:20 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very awesome ♥
2006-08-09 20:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny... haha
2006-08-09 19:31:28 · answer #5 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!! =)
2006-08-09 19:30:01 · answer #6 · answered by ~lil' ghetto azn kid~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious!!
2006-08-09 20:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by myglasiz1/2empti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha! :)
2006-08-09 19:40:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋