Entertainment & Music - 9 August 2006

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A,E,I,O and U.

Q: What is the Fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.

Q: What is the most common form of birth control?
A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section."
A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome.

Q: What is a seizure?
A: A Roman emperor.

Q: What is a terminal illness?
A: When you are sick at the airport

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Q: What is a Hindu?
A: It lays eggs.


--Just think, one of these students may be the President someday.

2006-08-09 19:50:09 · 17 answers · asked by writer_girl20 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Just something you could never part with, and say why.

2006-08-09 19:49:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Alexis Bledel is slutty? if so, then why?

2006-08-09 19:48:42 · 6 answers · asked by &daBeatGoes0n 2 in Celebrities

what is the name of the song in the xxx movie where they are in the bedroom and she is dancing on the bed and he goes "what I do for my country" ,

2006-08-09 19:48:34 · 3 answers · asked by Hard Core Dance Poles 4 in Music

2006-08-09 19:47:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean not necessarily couples in real life, just which u liked seeing together or ud like to see together or like to see together

2006-08-09 19:47:25 · 13 answers · asked by wonderwoman 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-09 19:47:12 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-09 19:47:01 · 20 answers · asked by cool girl 1 in Music

2006-08-09 19:46:31 · 20 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-09 19:45:59 · 8 answers · asked by Miss D 7 in Music

Do you have any clue what it means?

2006-08-09 19:44:49 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If you did how come those 2 moron parents weren't taken away in handcuffs they are terrorizing there children,beating them and I have no idea how they were even considered to take there children home. My god the women has gone completely crazy. Just one persons opinion. Your opinion is valued and I will keep an open minnd BUT abusing Children is the lowest form of Ignorance I have ever seen.

2006-08-09 19:44:43 · 4 answers · asked by HENNY 1 in Television

2006-08-09 19:42:29 · 18 answers · asked by E-con 1 in Music

If Criss Angel has a solo album or does he have a band ? if so what is ther name ??????

2006-08-09 19:42:06 · 8 answers · asked by E.M. 4 in Celebrities

I know the chorus part that goes "do it do it do it do it and then you can rock to it to it to it to it". A girl sings it along with some dude saying random jazz in the background.

2006-08-09 19:41:45 · 10 answers · asked by MedStudent 4 in Music

2006-08-09 19:41:17 · 9 answers · asked by Direktor 5 in Movies

2006-08-09 19:41:15 · 6 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

to make love to?

2006-08-09 19:39:03 · 16 answers · asked by Milk Maid 2 in Music

cherish...who you will love...without question?

2006-08-09 19:38:53 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 19:38:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Free Ham!!!

2006-08-09 19:38:32 · 6 answers · asked by packy 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 19:38:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

or fast-forwarding over them

2006-08-09 19:38:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-09 19:37:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Why are almost all cows so noisy?

2006-08-09 19:37:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-09 19:37:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Myself, I am predator, in the words of Duran Duran, "I am hungry like a wolf".

What about you?


This is a poll

are you the hunter or the hunted?

2006-08-09 19:36:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i did. i taught my friend's four-year old daughter how to read, well, not big time though. but at least she already knows how to read "wiggly" and "pretty", and "beautiful red flowers", and some small words as well. lol. when my friend collected her, she gave me a big hug and said i love you! how sweet is that?

2006-08-09 19:36:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm looking for a good torrent site to download recent tv shows, example project runway. Anyone have any suggestions and/or invites? I've heard OiNK is good? Any help greatly appreciate!! Please email fifi_LaTour@yahoo.com xoxo

2006-08-09 19:35:49 · 3 answers · asked by Fifi L 1 in Television

I have no idea who sings this song or what its called but it goes like this:

"Doctor, Doctor..Gimme the news. I gotta bad case of lovin you"


Thanks

2006-08-09 19:33:56 · 7 answers · asked by bling from the 50 cent machine 1 in Music