Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence. One from New Jersey, another from Tennessee and the third, Florida. They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The Florida contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."
The New Jersey contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."
The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"
"Easy," the Jerseyan explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Tennessee."
2006-08-09 19:20:03 · 7 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol..thanks for the laughs..i learned something from this joke..:)
2006-08-09 19:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-09 19:23:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep. Democrats and Republicans! LOL.
2006-08-10 06:05:18 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke, but a reality in our country.
I did not know that there is corruption in white house too.
2006-08-09 19:59:54 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is nice but we cannot get more sallary but it is permant
2006-08-09 19:24:12 · answer #5 · answered by bala4u4ever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pssht lol classic â¥
2006-08-09 20:33:27 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice n funny...
2006-08-09 19:27:03 · answer #7 · answered by atticus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋