Entertainment & Music - 3 August 2006

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How many GUYS here like watching Desperate Housewives?

I like the comic part of the show so i watch. Am I alone?

2006-08-03 06:23:31 · 5 answers · asked by Med Student 4 in Television

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The Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels?

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Everybody going through hell should just keep fugging going!

12 Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position before being lodged up your asz by the angry motorist you just rear-ended."

11 Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"

10 Viagra: "Just remember, chump, you're STILL fat, bald and ugly!"

9 The Clapper: "Use of this product near a construction site is not recommended."

8 Pineapple: "Not to be inserted rectally. No, seriously -- it's not a good idea."

7 Rogaine: "Excessive use may result in a career as a boxing promoter."

6 Zima: "Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your already-remote prospects of getting laid."

5 Raquel Welch: "Contents may have settled."

4 Windows2000: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss or corruption of your teenager!

3 Whitman Sampler: "Caution - you never know what you're gonna git."

2 El Presidente Cigars: "Should only be enjoyed orally."

1 Prozac: "Whatever"

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-08-03 06:23:06 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Am i sick to find this amusing?

Today was the happiest day of my life, i went through the church doors and my husband was waiting for me at the alter. I walked down the aisle towards him, when i got there i kissed him on the cheek and they closed the lid on his coffin!

2006-08-03 06:23:02 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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What's the craziest thing you've ever done?

2006-08-03 06:22:54 · 14 answers · asked by ShineOnYouCrazyDiamond 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking?

2006-08-03 06:22:21 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Check this out...... a joke?

An American couple visiting in a German village stepped into a small shop to look for souvenirs. The woman sneezed.
"Gesundheit!" said the clerk.
"Charles," said the American woman to her husband, "We're in luck. There's somebody here who speaks English."

have fun:)

2006-08-03 06:22:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are you happy...?

That MOOKIE won!
Thanks to everyonw who voted fo MOOKIE! check it out - HE WON!!! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Auu_8Jc8N_rgSwxIAXI.oO7sy6IX?qid=20060731134755AAG6pym
Happy?????

2006-08-03 06:22:04 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Once there were twin brothers?

one was an incurable pessimist the other an incurable optimist. On their birthday the pessimist was given a room full of toys and the optimist a room full of horse s**t. The pessimist opens the door to his room looks at all the shiny new toys and sighs "A lot of these toys are motor driven and their batteries will run out and I suppose I will have to show them to my cousins and they will break some and steal some, and their paint will chip and they will wear out. All in all I wish you hadn't given me this roomful of toys "he lamented
The optimist opened the door to his room saw the horse s**t and dived head first in and began burrowing around in it .When his horrified parents extricated him from the excrement and asked him what on earth he was doing he replied" With all this horseshit there has got to be a pony in here somewhere!!!!!"

2006-08-03 06:21:15 · 14 answers · asked by Sherry Baby ( Ethan's Mama ) 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is ur favourite passtime works/hobby ♥♥♥?

Like reading, singing...jogging...whatever...even Y! answers......!

2006-08-03 06:21:01 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is your movie villian?

Just from any kind of movie.

2006-08-03 06:20:57 · 34 answers · asked by Scott_Shrute2008 2 in Movies

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How Can I Find Out If I Was Born Under A Dark Moon??

this is astrology for all of you who dont understand.

please don't post any stupid answers.....

2006-08-03 06:20:26 · 4 answers · asked by mikey 3 in Horoscopes

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If I went to a fancy dress party .....?

dressed solely in a pair of underpants .... and announced that I had come as a 'Premature Ejaculation' ...... would it be in order to state that I had just come in my pants?

2006-08-03 06:19:37 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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