Entertainment & Music - 3 August 2006

Mine are:

"I think Santa and Superman are the same. Why? Both can Fly and they both have beards."

"It's a toilet aid. It helps me declench."

"Oh, Jeffrey."

"Because he's Jeff, and there's no know cure."

"Jeff every morning I wake up glade I'm not you."
"Me too."

I love this show. I miss Jeff. : (

2006-08-03 23:40:48 · 1 answers · asked by tre_wingo 3 in Television

2006-08-03 23:39:42 · 3 answers · asked by smeagol_4444 2 in Other - Entertainment

The hospital decided to transfer a few of retarded people to another hospital in a helicopter.
So the retarded people went inside the helicopter and away
they flew.
while flying up in the sky, the retarded people were playin and makin lots of noise,
and the pilot was so annoyed.
So he turned back and noticed a guy was sitting alone and quite,
the pilot said to him "why r u not playing with ur friends?"
the guy said "They r not my friends, they r retarded and I'm not"
the pilot was amazed, so he said to him,
"if u can make them quite I will set u free, ok"
the guy replied "Ok, no problem"
so a few minutes the pilot couldn't hear any noise,
so he looked back and found no one but the guy,
the pilot said
"where r the retarded people?"
the guy answered
"ooh I just opened the door, and told them to play outside"

2006-08-03 23:39:01 · 16 answers · asked by Pinky 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Funny

2006-08-03 23:36:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I have just heard that an evictee is being voted back in the house. Is this true? If it is I hope it is Nikki!!!

2006-08-03 23:35:26 · 15 answers · asked by Carrie 4 in Television

She has super ultra light blue eyes that look sort of freaky. She has dark hair. Has not been in anything recently and was never an A list actress. Sidenote: why are her eyes so damn blue, anyway?

2006-08-03 23:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by ForeverYoung 2 in Movies

P.S. there is a free cookie if you join.

2006-08-03 23:32:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i m not sure...

2006-08-03 23:31:45 · 20 answers · asked by genga 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 23:31:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-03 23:30:06 · 8 answers · asked by Tushi K 2 in Horoscopes

2006-08-03 23:28:46 · 1 answers · asked by Pianist 1 in Music

2006-08-03 23:27:06 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

What should I do to relax and indulge myself?

2006-08-03 23:26:34 · 4 answers · asked by starrynight1 7 in Other - Entertainment

And who do you think Buffy was better off with?

2006-08-03 23:24:44 · 15 answers · asked by rockchic4281 2 in Television

tell me when is your month and date of your birth day
if any ones matches with mine get ten points

2006-08-03 23:24:10 · 33 answers · asked by Riya 4 in Jokes & Riddles

tell me when is your mont and date of your birth day
if any ones matches with mine get ten points

2006-08-03 23:23:38 · 11 answers · asked by Riya 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Or have you ever auditioned?

2006-08-03 23:23:01 · 25 answers · asked by ♪ GOTH CHICK♫ 3 in Television

2006-08-03 23:22:29 · 14 answers · asked by kkahn9dodge 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 23:20:14 · 2 answers · asked by Ye Min 1 in Music

what was the good and bad bits of the 80's for you?

2006-08-03 23:20:10 · 34 answers · asked by spongebob 1 in Other - Entertainment

SCORPION OR AQUARIAN....
pls specify male or female.....

2006-08-03 23:19:22 · 4 answers · asked by rajdipika 2 in Polls & Surveys

i have always liked dancing but i like the urban sort, and the way they dance from minstry of sound, i just never got my chance to take it up, so i brought an urban work out but its not very good.
is there any dvds that are good at teaching you to dance?

2006-08-03 23:19:22 · 7 answers · asked by beavis 2 in Other - Entertainment

Sex and the City
Desperate Housewives
The OC

2006-08-03 23:18:10 · 16 answers · asked by confused 1 in Television

2006-08-03 23:17:23 · 7 answers · asked by Aaron_C 1 in Television

I thought I heard something about her getting a new show but I cant find anything about it. Did anyone else hear this too??

2006-08-03 23:13:50 · 5 answers · asked by inezm_flores 2 in Television

I heard a rumour he played up in Kerynia (Occupied Northen Cyprus). If so then all that he supports just don't seem to matter to me anymore -((( Pls, no gunning 4 pts.

2006-08-03 23:10:54 · 5 answers · asked by John "007"!!! 3 in Music

two friends were talking to each rahul and raju
rahul{asks his friend}do you bath every day ???
raju{answers}no!
rahul :yuk then from today onwards i am not your friend then
raju :listen !wait !wait!i bath every night only

2006-08-03 23:09:13 · 21 answers · asked by Riya 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-03 23:08:32 · 33 answers · asked by weird 3 in Celebrities

talking about The Pirates Of C....

2006-08-03 23:08:01 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-03 23:07:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes