What is your favorite Jeffizms from Coupling (UK)?

Question

Mine are:

"I think Santa and Superman are the same. Why? Both can Fly and they both have beards."

"It's a toilet aid. It helps me declench."

"Oh, Jeffrey."

"Because he's Jeff, and there's no know cure."

"Jeff every morning I wake up glade I'm not you."
"Me too."

I love this show. I miss Jeff. : (

Answer 1

I love the "Porn Buddy" idea - someone you trust enough to get rid of your porn stash before your paretns come round in the event of your death.
Also, one of, if not the very first Jeffism - the "unflushable". And, come to the think of it, the Giggle Loop - true class. Jeff rules, Oliver Morris was shrugworthy, and not fit to take the mantle of true Jeffness.