The Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Everybody going through hell should just keep fugging going!

12 Cell phones: "Phone should always be in the off position before being lodged up your asz by the angry motorist you just rear-ended."

11 Jaegermeister: "What can you possibly be thinking?"

10 Viagra: "Just remember, chump, you're STILL fat, bald and ugly!"

9 The Clapper: "Use of this product near a construction site is not recommended."

8 Pineapple: "Not to be inserted rectally. No, seriously -- it's not a good idea."

7 Rogaine: "Excessive use may result in a career as a boxing promoter."

6 Zima: "Merely holding this bottle is obliterating your already-remote prospects of getting laid."

5 Raquel Welch: "Contents may have settled."

4 Windows2000: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss or corruption of your teenager!

3 Whitman Sampler: "Caution - you never know what you're gonna git."

2 El Presidente Cigars: "Should only be enjoyed orally."

1 Prozac: "Whatever"

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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/30/06 The Top 12 Stupid FDA Warning Labels! Best jokes bar none!

Answer 1

lol the

Windows2000: "May cause unpredictable behavior and loss or corruption of your teenager!


is totally true lol ahh my mind where has it gone! ahh no its gone for good lol check ya later ♥

Answer 2

Another stupid warning.....Mcdonald's coffee cups...

CAUTION: HOT!

Like I don't know that coffee is served hot! Or wait.....is it?

Answer 3

what about the one on batterers that say do not stick in ears.