Entertainment & Music - 30 July 2006

A man who just died is delivered to a College Station mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake.

To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"

To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.

"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing
a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."

"So I just switched the heads."

2006-07-30 05:50:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What does this
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"e" symbol with a diagonal arrow coming out of the top and an upside down cross (?) coming out of the bottom represent?

2006-07-30 05:50:41 · 18 answers · asked by sam 2 in Polls & Surveys

The song is if your gonna by natasha bedingfield

2006-07-30 05:50:28 · 9 answers · asked by I LOVE TACOS 2 in Music

We are the thing of shapes to come
Your freedom’s not free at all
This Depression is great
The Deformation Age, they know my name
Waltz into scum and base a marriage of the pain

2006-07-30 05:49:26 · 4 answers · asked by John H 1 in Music

2006-07-30 05:49:21 · 10 answers · asked by ben 1 in Television

The kids are three boys 5 years 3 years and 1 year.

2006-07-30 05:49:13 · 8 answers · asked by SiberianHusky_8 2 in Other - Entertainment

any ideas

2006-07-30 05:48:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 05:48:20 · 13 answers · asked by libby 1 in Other - Entertainment

"You can pet him, Mr. Arthur. He's asleep."

2006-07-30 05:47:38 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

nobody can touch my guitars

2006-07-30 05:47:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Sureal Live on Vh-1..& do u know when & is it is comming back??

2006-07-30 05:46:44 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What do people like better, Sirius or XM? And why? Where will you use it?

Sirius offers NFL, NBA, Howard Stern, OutQ and UK Soccer.

XM offers MLB, Hockey, Fox Sports and Sporting News Radio and more talk stations than Sirius along with (what I think) is better selection of music (XM goes deeper). XM also has a station called "Cinemagic" which plays nothing but movie soundtracks from movies (really cool).

Now the tricky part is where you're going to use it. In the car, both will give you good reception, Sirius a bit better in inner cities as Sirius has 3 moving sats that are higher in the sky. XM has 3 geo-sync SATS that do not move. HOME use, XM is a easy, just point it to the south and most times you can keep the antenna indoors. Sirius must face north towards North Dakota and 90% of the time the antenna must be outdoors up as high as possible (unless Sirius has a Terrestrial tower in your city, then indoors will work).

2006-07-30 05:46:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I heard on the news the other week or so that there is a band that plays rock music but without a guitar.

2006-07-30 05:46:22 · 4 answers · asked by Jeremy H 2 in Music

or would they be past it? would it just be a lot of 40 year olds going to see it?

2006-07-30 05:45:51 · 24 answers · asked by rh10 2 in Music

2006-07-30 05:45:28 · 12 answers · asked by Nihilist 3 in Polls & Surveys

How many people listen to Kraft Werk, or even ever herd of them?

2006-07-30 05:45:22 · 7 answers · asked by brp_13 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 05:45:16 · 5 answers · asked by brownsfan 1 in Music

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.

"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.

The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell, and you say a-s-s."

"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.


Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."

WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your a-s-s it won't be Cheerios!"

2006-07-30 05:44:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-30 05:44:12 · 7 answers · asked by Crooks Gap 5 in Polls & Surveys

on limewire.com when u have the song you like highlighted, what happens when you click download? does it burn onto a disk or onto your computer? if on the the computer how do i get the song(s) onto a cd? thanks, best answer gets 10 pts

2006-07-30 05:43:28 · 4 answers · asked by taco 3 in Music

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

2006-07-30 05:42:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

was Clint Eastwood a ghost?

2006-07-30 05:42:28 · 4 answers · asked by macybluedawn 5 in Movies

You know, the ones for foot fungus or whatever. They go into WAY too much detail about "thick, brown nails" and one of them ALWAYS seems to air right as I'm eating dinner. Not a great advertising campaign, Gold Bond!

2006-07-30 05:42:02 · 6 answers · asked by Casey 4 in Polls & Surveys

Where is the best web site to download FREE movies?

2006-07-30 05:41:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

from where i can download chris brown video "say goodbye"?

2006-07-30 05:40:47 · 6 answers · asked by $miLe_LoCCa 1 in Music

I am looking for an early 90´s female group who sang this song.The chorus starts like this."do you do you love me,do you want a piece of mine,do you do you want me.It is R&B.I heard it on the radio back in the summer of 1995.

2006-07-30 05:38:54 · 4 answers · asked by vrrms 1 in Music

The shows..According To Jim & Rodney?? they make me laugh!!

2006-07-30 05:38:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 05:37:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

My family is very superstious and just wonderin if it (the white butterfly) meant anything or is it just because there has been a sudden uproar in the butterfly population. Thanx.

2006-07-30 05:37:29 · 4 answers · asked by Doc Hudson 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 05:36:06 · 3 answers · asked by Vilady5 2 in Music