A man who just died is delivered to a College Station mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. He points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit.
She gives the mortician a blank check and says, "I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing."
The woman returns the next day for the wake.
To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, "Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?"
To her astonishment, the mortician presents her with the blank check.
"There's no charge," he says.
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.
"Honestly, ma'am," the mortician says, "it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing
a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice."
"So I just switched the heads."
2006-07-30 05:50:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I am a mortician, and that's one of the better mortician jokes I've heard
2006-07-30 05:56:42 · answer #1 · answered by randy l 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really whats the question here? Its a nice story to long to be funny so WHAT IS THE POINT?
2006-07-30 05:56:46 · answer #2 · answered by JOSEPH S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Almost as good as the bowl of cherrioes your little boy didn't ask for
2006-07-30 06:32:36 · answer #3 · answered by joegossum 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA Ha HA
2006-07-30 05:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was messed up, gross, and twistedly funny at the same time!!!
2006-07-30 05:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by truthseeker909 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God! That's pretty bad!
2006-07-30 05:55:18 · answer #6 · answered by God's Honest Truth 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ew!
2006-08-01 05:38:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
SICKO!
2006-07-30 05:54:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Brittany♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was just terrible, thanks for the laugh.
2006-07-30 05:53:45 · answer #9 · answered by CHUCKY 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was gross.
2006-07-30 05:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by cndnchop75 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋