A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell, and you say a-s-s."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast.
"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit,
slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your a-s-s it won't be Cheerios!"
2006-07-30 05:44:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've enjoyed the holy hell out of all three of your jokes. Keep 'em coming.
2006-07-30 05:55:54 · answer #1 · answered by Happy 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean.
So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"
2006-08-02 17:34:32 · answer #2 · answered by heidielizabeth69 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True story. My friend once stepped in a dog's mess and tracked it into his house. His four year old son noticed this and said, "Oh, SH-IT! There's CA-CA all over the floor!"
2006-07-30 13:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was very funny. i like your style... i am an old Nipsy Russell fan ...he was a great story teller. keep the stories coming.
2006-07-30 13:06:17 · answer #4 · answered by mstuffy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard it before, sorry check ya later â¥
2006-07-30 12:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was weak, and too long !
2006-07-30 12:50:16 · answer #6 · answered by disgruntled600 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. Funny. I liked it. LOL.
2006-07-30 13:15:34 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnnnnnnnnny................................Thanks for the laugh this Am
2006-07-30 12:47:54 · answer #8 · answered by goldengirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks again for the laugh
2006-07-30 12:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by CHUCKY 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋