Entertainment & Music - 30 July 2006

What would you want for your birthday? my husband is 26 in August and I don't know what to get him! We will be away on holiday in poland at the time.

2006-07-30 00:44:17 · 9 answers · asked by tess 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-30 00:38:42 · 25 answers · asked by trouble 4 in Horoscopes

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Critiquing poets makes you a poet in the same way going to a Mexican Restaurant makes you a freaking taco!

This prolly been posted a few times... I'm waiting for the kawffee!
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out "So, when you going to the doctor"

"I told you, I'll go when I feel like going."

After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctor's office. "Doc," he said, "This is embarrassing, but I'd like to get a prescription for Viagra."

"Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started. (Drs. accomodate men; always have)

"You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years old and I haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it to stick out a little so when I pee, it doesn't get on my shoes." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (OMFG that's baaaaaaaad!)

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-30 00:38:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

me?on my immortal , painted on my heart.i don't want to miss a thing, angie, streets of love,anybody seen my baby and unchained melody.i'm crying a lot right?it seems on every sad song!

2006-07-30 00:37:41 · 11 answers · asked by Magi 1 in Music

So here is the riddle.. i dunno if anyone asks it before, but plz dun use internet to find, u r clever just the way u r ;P

# There are three houses: one is red, one is blue and one is white. If the red house is to the left of the house in the middle and the blue house is to the right of the house in the middle....
where is the white house?

anyone that come with good answer, as IMO ofcourse.. will get 10points ^^

2006-07-30 00:35:46 · 21 answers · asked by fly_like_kobe 2 in Jokes & Riddles

little miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
eatin some shhioitt called weigh
along came a spider
sat down besider
frightened the hoe away

now thats what they have you think
but miss muffet was havn a drink
when she gets drunk the biatch gets violent
she layed out the smack down to keep spider silent
thats the truth thats what she did
now tell it to your kid

we are always lyin about bad stuff
the big bad wolf didnt go huff puff huff
when busted those punk mother$%#@ pigs
he smashed there houses by driven in rigs
opened up the door now make my day
pig blood spillin from the bullett spray

political corectness it sound nice
tell the truth thats my advice

now old mcdonald had a farm e i ei o
he wasnt growin veges that much i know
on that farm hes growin weed ei ei o
but thats for another time hoe

my album nursery rhymes that make you freak at night

2006-07-30 00:34:53 · 8 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

I love movies that make me cry! Sometime you just got to let it out, what better excuse.

2006-07-30 00:34:06 · 26 answers · asked by inezm_flores 2 in Movies

its the kind of fantasy advert where the people are flying about a jungle.

2006-07-30 00:33:59 · 9 answers · asked by jonnybeanos 2 in Television

I'd prefer to find a site or company that has a catalogue listing of all the movies. I'm thinking in terms of a personal collection (not for resale). I'm in Ireland at the moment, but I don't mind Region 1 DVDs, but no bootlegs or pirated copies!

2006-07-30 00:33:30 · 3 answers · asked by ofralion 1 in Movies

2006-07-30 00:31:09 · 6 answers · asked by alejandro l 1 in Music

Who stole a rat's bodice last September?

2006-07-30 00:28:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Like "down with this country or that country" etc. etc. blah blah blah

2006-07-30 00:25:52 · 8 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love movies that make me cry, like the Titanic, and Beaches, and Steele Magnolias, and What Dreams may come.

2006-07-30 00:22:32 · 25 answers · asked by inezm_flores 2 in Music

what is it that the rich don't need, & the poor have plenty of?

2006-07-30 00:20:35 · 12 answers · asked by peterhlounsbury 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-30 00:20:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Wife dreamin in the middle of the night suddenly shouts
"Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps outta the window and realizes
"Darn, I'm the husband!"

2006-07-30 00:20:08 · 24 answers · asked by *art blest* 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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should i date him? just leave a yay or nay on this page please!

much appreciated!

2006-07-30 00:17:34 · 13 answers · asked by LoVE LiFE 3 in Polls & Surveys

activitys or similar

2006-07-30 00:17:00 · 18 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Entertainment

I was at Starwood in Nashville ,TN last night and saw KoRn, Deftones, and Stone Sour. It was awesome! I was just wondering if anyone else was there.

2006-07-30 00:14:49 · 4 answers · asked by meegeesmommy 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 00:12:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mary had alittle lamb
its fleese was white as snow
now mary s hooked on crack
she now a 2 dollar hoe
yeahhh boyyyyy

mary had a little lamb who followed her to school
out side brothers sellin crack she gets some bein cool
she didnt go to school one day she wasnt feelin good
she needed to get more crack so off down to the hood

1 year later mary still on crack
gettin her high on from lyin on her back
what happenes to the lamb
ended up in the fryin pan
mary you a hoe a scrubber and a whore
get your clothes on skank theres the door
so you tell your kids about mary and stick to the lies
cos mary had her fair share of highs and guys
little mary oh why mary why
still smoken crack to get your high


from my album nursery rhymes to make you freak at night

2006-07-30 00:12:15 · 9 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Music

2006-07-30 00:11:20 · 29 answers · asked by DL 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-30 00:10:52 · 12 answers · asked by john h 1 in Music

2006-07-30 00:09:58 · 19 answers · asked by muffin 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-30 00:08:51 · 3 answers · asked by john h 1 in Music

there web sights have virses in them .do any of you out there got any problems with these programs?

2006-07-30 00:08:50 · 6 answers · asked by trouble 4 in Music

2006-07-30 00:07:55 · 32 answers · asked by pitfall 2 in Movies

mine is "Goodbye time"" originally sang by Conway Twitty

2006-07-30 00:07:44 · 4 answers · asked by john h 1 in Music

2006-07-30 00:05:26 · 3 answers · asked by john h 1 in Music

T U R E N H

2006-07-30 00:01:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles