Elderly couple (funny) men hope this don't happen to you?

Question

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Critiquing poets makes you a poet in the same way going to a Mexican Restaurant makes you a freaking taco!

This prolly been posted a few times... I'm waiting for the kawffee!
An elderly couple were at home at the wife called out "So, when you going to the doctor"

"I told you, I'll go when I feel like going."

After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctor's office. "Doc," he said, "This is embarrassing, but I'd like to get a prescription for Viagra."

"Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started. (Drs. accomodate men; always have)

"You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years old and I haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it to stick out a little so when I pee, it doesn't get on my shoes." Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (OMFG that's baaaaaaaad!)

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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/26/06 Preview of Cumming Attractions! Best jokes anywhere!

Answer 1

yes that was a good one know solve this

What row of numbers comes next?
This is a tough one!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221

Answer 2

it particularly is a lot too humorous. right that's a short humorous tale A blind guy walks in to a branch keep together with his Seeing Eye canine on a leash. As frequently happening the keep supervisor at the back of the customer provider counter seems up, notices the customer blind and not needs to stare immediately seems away returned. Out of the corner of his eye the chief sees the blind guy start up swinging the canine over his head with its leash. very much shocked, the chief runs over and says "Mister is there a topic - is there something i can enable you to with?" The blind guy frivolously replies "No thank you - i'm only looking around."

Answer 3

good one

Answer 4

omg lol