Wife dreamin in the middle of the night suddenly shouts
"Quick, my husband is back!"
Man gets up, jumps outta the window and realizes
"Darn, I'm the husband!"
2006-07-30 00:20:08 · 24 answers · asked by *art blest* 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks all, glad i made you laugh!
2006-07-30 00:27:46 · update #1
the husband is guilty. because in this situation, we can bear in mind that the wif might be testing her husband. however, we cannot consider the husband as being innocent because if he is, there is no reason for him to jump out.
2006-08-04 07:39:08 · answer #1 · answered by illustration 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Both are guilty. Since you said the woman was dreaming and she suddenly said those words, she must have slept with others while her husband was away. The man, when he heard the statement, ran and running is a sign of a guilty conscience.
2006-08-04 20:18:18 · answer #2 · answered by ertcelestial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most likely the husband. the wife is freaming, so mabe she is dreaming of a movie or something. The man automatically felt guilty, suggesting he is used to being in some other dudes bed with his wife!!!
2006-07-30 00:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The man is always guilty-lol
2006-08-03 19:14:49 · answer #4 · answered by ambitiousd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BOTH are guilty, at least in their consciences.
Great, hilarious riddle!
2006-07-30 00:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by DinDjinn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter who's more guilty... They're meant for each other.
2006-07-30 01:08:40 · answer #6 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!!! LOL
GUILTY-BOTH(the wife for being a SLEEPTALKER)
AND(the husband for being an IDIOT).
2006-07-30 00:44:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!! Since she was dreaming, perhaps he is guilty!
2006-07-30 00:27:05 · answer #8 · answered by ~ Just Me ~ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-08-03 20:50:59 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-30 00:25:40 · answer #10 · answered by remo_vr 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋