Who stole a rat's bodice last September?
2006-07-30 00:28:28 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Aah, last September was when I was strolling through Piccadilly Circus. I spotted the aforementioned rat, wearing such an elegant silver sequined bodice. Very figure hugging it was, emblazoned with red and gold. Dancing the hypnotic gyrations of the Brazillian samba.
People thronged around and past the creature, unaware of its striking rhythmns. However as I hastened closer, craning my neck to watch its folly, I realised its haphazard predicament. The bodice was neither enhanced by red and gold livery, nor sequinned.
The hapless animal was trapped inside a discarded foil chinese take away container. The colours so brilliant in hue apart from the silver, were the remnants of sweet and sour and curry sauce. Its hopping dance were the desperate attempts to escape the cling of the wretched thing.
I scooped the exhausted little whiskered rodent up, and carefully untangled it from the carton.To which it did with much maligned appreciation, bite me on the fore finger. "Well, I never!" I cried with irreprehensible anger, throwing the flea ridden ungrateful beast to the ground.
It scurried away between feet and litter, leaving me to nurse the profusely bleeding cut it had made with its big sharp teeth, on the end of my pointing finger. I tutted at my own stupidity, but seeing what was inside the foil container, pocketed the delectable feast for later, before ambling on my way.
So it was I who stole the rat's bodice last September. But it was only last November that these strange blackened boils started to emerge beneath my arm pits. And these days, I'm feeling so sick and tired. Maybe its because of those damn repetitive love songs....
2006-07-30 01:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Have you not been reading your newspapers? Everyone knows it was Elvis. Apparently the story goes that he was tiring of eating cheese on the moon and he'd fallen out with Hitler. So he decided to come back to earth for a visit. But all those years living on nothing but cheese had shrunk him. he was no longer the fat, bloated junkie we're all familiar with. His agent had set him up for a comeback concert and he had no clothes left that still fitted him (There was no need for clothes on the moon) He wanted something really snazzy. As he was walking down the road one day, he spied said rat chatting up the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. The rat had on a bgorgeous bodice embroidered with gold and red silk If it works for him it'd have to work for the King he thought to himself. So he folllowed the rat home to it's sewer, hit it on the head and the rest is history.
You really must try to keep up
2006-07-31 00:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by Patchouli Pammy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry i do apolgise that was me, had i known it was your rat's bodice i would have let it be....
ok i needed the rat's bodice for my mouse, though he will get embarressed that i am telling you this so promise not too make fun....
morris my mouse was getting a bit chubby and had outgrown all his mouse clothes so i had to get him a rat's bodice as it was next size up and would hold him chubby belly in but i couldn't afford it after the gym membership i forked out for him....
so i stole it, it was me!!
2006-07-30 12:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by sinnedfairy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't me! I wasn't even there! I was in the mouse's larder helping myself to some of the lovely jam tarts he stores in there! I've done that so often that the rat's bodice won't even fit me anymore........okay...okay... it WAS me!
But I don't have it any more; I swapped it for a melange of meringue. Went great with more purloined jam tarts.
Don't tell the mouse, he thinks he's got people.
2006-07-30 07:03:34 · answer #4 · answered by franja 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
actual, this is a what somewhat than a who that represented them... Venus has a volcano on Venus called "Spurgle spaztrap" that emits poisionous gases via vents that duplicate (on particular nights of the twelve months) "The Hills are Alive with the Sound of song" so precisely, that Julie Andrews has been accused of suppling the volcano with making a song training... The volcano gained the 1st around yet became overwhelmed via the Mars get entry to: Signourney Flipflop, after her rendition of "My black total is stuffed with love" wowwed the judges.
2016-11-03 07:24:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the theving little rat stole mine lasy year
2006-07-30 09:30:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The evil elf that likes rats(",)
2006-07-30 00:35:47 · answer #7 · answered by *333Half-Evil* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my budgie, he lent his sequined boob tube to the rat and the swine never brought it back, that's the last time hes lending him anything again xxx
2006-07-30 00:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Victoria Beckham...she was wearing it at the world cup.
2006-07-30 00:38:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was Remo !(the guy who gave the third answer)
2006-07-30 08:04:48 · answer #10 · answered by DichloroDiphenyl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋