A construction worker is on the third floor of a building and realizes he needs a handsaw. He sees another worker on the first floor and yells to him, but the man indicates he can't hear him. So the guy on the third floor tries using signs. He points to his eye to say "I", then he points to his knee to say "need", and then he moves his hands back and forth to say "handsaw". The guy on the first floor nods and then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor gets really angry and runs down to the first floor screaming, "What's wrong with you! Are you a dumbass! I was trying to say I needed a handsaw!"
The other guy looks at him and says, "I knew that. I was telling you that I was coming."
2006-07-29
12:05:06
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