A construction worker is on the third floor of a building and realizes he needs a handsaw. He sees another worker on the first floor and yells to him, but the man indicates he can't hear him. So the guy on the third floor tries using signs. He points to his eye to say "I", then he points to his knee to say "need", and then he moves his hands back and forth to say "handsaw". The guy on the first floor nods and then drops his pants and begins to masturbate.
The man on the third floor gets really angry and runs down to the first floor screaming, "What's wrong with you! Are you a dumbass! I was trying to say I needed a handsaw!"
The other guy looks at him and says, "I knew that. I was telling you that I was coming."
2006-07-29 12:05:06 · 12 answers · asked by Kyle K 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha i get it! that's funny
2006-07-29 14:44:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheh...check this out......
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named you daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom Ann, "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce, "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,
"Come on, Dick, we're leaving."
2006-07-29 19:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha lmao
2006-07-29 23:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by JR 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL it's really funny. HAHAHAHA
2006-07-29 19:08:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good in a cheesy kind of way . . .
2006-07-29 19:15:23 · answer #5 · answered by maybealice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute cute
2006-07-29 20:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by cherrylimanade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very nice.
2006-07-29 19:29:52 · answer #7 · answered by Ryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-07-29 19:47:14 · answer #8 · answered by kell 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, lol, lol, lol, lol! That was FUNNY~!
2006-07-29 19:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.. hahaha ..lol i like it
2006-07-29 19:09:18 · answer #10 · answered by dragonrider 77 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋