Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

2006-07-28 18:30:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The sudden onset of movies regarding 9/11 are disturbing to me. I am not saying they are bad movies and I agree they tell the stories of heroes during that tragic day. Me personally I am not ready to see these movies due to the horrific events that happened. Since 9/11 happened only 5 years ago how do we know that these movies aren't being made for the sole reason of greed not the heroic stories that happened that day?

2006-07-28 18:30:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I am scared to death of spiders, i mean i freak out! (Im also scared of crickets, i know they cant hurt you but all they are to me is little spiders that jump!)Is there anyone else that is scared of spiders? Also is there anything i can do to be not be so scared of them?( My husband makes fun of me cause i freak out so much)

2006-07-28 18:30:42 · 20 answers · asked by lovepink24 2 in Polls & Surveys

That Israel's strong army is a myth ?
And in 1967 it was actually the american airforce ..
And Arabs would have taken Tel Aviv had "The Airlift"from america not taken place?

2006-07-28 18:30:39 · 3 answers · asked by Ali 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 18:30:39 · 11 answers · asked by Eric C 1 in Movies

its not the NKOTB version either

2006-07-28 18:28:29 · 10 answers · asked by Mikey 3 in Music

who's watching it right now and crying like i am!!

2006-07-28 18:28:21 · 10 answers · asked by lindseeeeyyyy 2 in Movies

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not "fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t-i-t-s are so big she can only fasten eight."

The teacher sat down and cried.

2006-07-28 18:28:20 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm not trying to be racist because some people may think that,because they are different races.I just wanted to know because they both were in the same video together called GRILLZ.I don't know that other rapper's name who was in in,matterfact i've never even heard of him.So who looks better?

2006-07-28 18:27:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

It sounds good to me.

2006-07-28 18:27:42 · 2 answers · asked by dulce933 2 in Music

2006-07-28 18:27:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

=)

2006-07-28 18:27:23 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-28 18:27:14 · 2 answers · asked by Jason J 2 in Music

So who are they?....the anime and manga have never mentioned who Naruto's parents are...but there many hints that indicate that the fourth might be his dad - for one the the resemblance, and how Jiraiya said that Naruto reminds him of the 4th, and how naruto wants to become the next hokage. But this whole thing is confusing me if the 4th hokage his truly his dad why would they keep it secret, I mean if the naruto was the 4th's son he wouldn't be and outcast...It think the author is palying with our minds here and in the least expected moment will come out with some kindof twist or something...what are yu're thoughts?

2006-07-28 18:27:01 · 10 answers · asked by elizabeth g 2 in Comics & Animation

no downloading just listening.

2006-07-28 18:26:53 · 16 answers · asked by waz 2 in Music

2006-07-28 18:26:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The stumbling stallion staggered over to the sultry mare, her velvety folds glistening in the moonlight...

2006-07-28 18:25:55 · 3 answers · asked by sweetpea 4 in Comics & Animation

me THE FART QUEEN

2006-07-28 18:25:11 · 13 answers · asked by Cherry Red 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 18:24:55 · 4 answers · asked by Rebecca P 1 in Polls & Surveys

Superman's powers come from our yellow sun right? So if we(earthlings) were on Kryton which had a red sun would we have powers like his? And how come he still has his powers away from our yellow sun? Or in a different system with a different sun? Like when he's in space. Shouldn't he then be powerless?

2006-07-28 18:24:29 · 5 answers · asked by tootsie 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-28 18:24:21 · 2 answers · asked by ngkleo 1 in Other - Entertainment

Johnny Cash sang it, but a woman also sang it..possibly on a commercial....

2006-07-28 18:23:56 · 8 answers · asked by rainysnana 4 in Music

Lowering the cigarette buying age to 14 or 12

2006-07-28 18:23:04 · 7 answers · asked by Angie D 1 in Movies

I'm really bored and dont know what to do! but at the same time I'm really lazy! so I dont know what to do???????????

2006-07-28 18:22:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-28 18:22:43 · 31 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Television

2006-07-28 18:22:24 · 24 answers · asked by AC/DC 1 in Music

2006-07-28 18:21:20 · 15 answers · asked by Jackgslice 1 in Polls & Surveys

lol, i know 2 people out here. One is my very good friend, and the other is my guy friend's not-so-nice ex-gf. Neither of them know I am out here.....i think. lol, what about you?

2006-07-28 18:20:37 · 7 answers · asked by Aimee 4 in Polls & Surveys

not a proper noun or a derivative .

2006-07-28 18:20:32 · 15 answers · asked by ricardo t 1 in Jokes & Riddles

seriously im bored to death and id like to share a laugh with my friends so type away with a good joke please!!!

2006-07-28 18:20:16 · 8 answers · asked by julia k 2 in Jokes & Riddles