A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate", not "fascinating".
Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
Little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him.
Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her t-i-t-s are so big she can only fasten eight."
The teacher sat down and cried.
2006-07-28 18:28:20 · 8 answers · asked by Dew Drop 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kid, You've got talent....!!!!
2006-07-28 19:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That joke reminds me of a Kindergarten class I once subbed for. I still remember the last name of the family was Doynyard. This little boy had a brother who was 2 years older and in my daughter's class and I didn't like him. Well I found I didn't like the little brother either. I was letting the kids tell some riddles and the little boy asked if he could tell one and I said sure. I can't remember what the question was but the answer was nuts (balls) roasting on an open fire. Anyway, I was really embarrassed and I never let kids tell riddles again.
2006-07-29 01:50:27 · answer #2 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm a substitute and work with elementary students most of the time. This joke is a typical day for me. Funny.
It also reminds me of the Pre-K student that greeted me by grabbing my "two buddies" and saying 'Hiiieeeee'.
2006-07-29 02:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by inprettyprint 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That Johnny is a work of art isn't he?
2006-07-29 01:41:00 · answer #4 · answered by coolkid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was fascinating!!
2006-07-29 01:45:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ngarrrrrrrrr!!!
har har har...
i wanna bite yah!
send some more!
2006-07-29 01:45:57 · answer #6 · answered by ~♥vaginamonologue♥~ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah...dear little johnny...he is smart where we are all dumb.
2006-07-29 01:38:34 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ask me♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha wtf!?...thats amazing!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!
2006-07-29 01:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by A Pirate's Life For ME ;) 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋