One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be $36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.
On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."
2006-07-28 18:30:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LoL thanks! I needed a good laugh!
2006-07-28 18:40:28 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2006-07-29 01:38:03 · answer #2 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 pretty funny
2006-07-29 01:35:31 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, I'll pass it along
2006-07-29 01:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by jan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-29 01:33:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before... good joke though!
2006-07-29 01:53:25 · answer #6 · answered by 7FAM 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!Thanks!
2006-07-29 01:43:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.. that's a good one. LOL
2006-07-29 01:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by winewine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that was funny. lol.
2006-07-29 01:35:54 · answer #9 · answered by leiafall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAOLMAOLMAO
i like jokes about dumb ppl
2006-07-29 01:35:34 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ask me♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-07-29 02:27:55 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋