A man had a hot date with a sexy blonde girl and he wanted to get an all-over tan. He went to his apartment rooftop to tan naked. Unfourtunatly, he fell asleep and got a really bad sunburn on his (can I say this on here?) penis.
So that night, he went to the blonde's apartment, trying to ignore his burn. They were watching a video when "Mini-Me" started to get really irritated.
So he rushed to the kitchen and poured himself a nice tall glass of milk. He felt instant relief as he dipped his burning penis into the glass.
The blonde rushed in, saw what her date was doing and said "So that's how you load those things?"
2006-07-24
17:52:07
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