A man had a hot date with a sexy blonde girl and he wanted to get an all-over tan. He went to his apartment rooftop to tan naked. Unfourtunatly, he fell asleep and got a really bad sunburn on his (can I say this on here?) penis.
So that night, he went to the blonde's apartment, trying to ignore his burn. They were watching a video when "Mini-Me" started to get really irritated.
So he rushed to the kitchen and poured himself a nice tall glass of milk. He felt instant relief as he dipped his burning penis into the glass.
The blonde rushed in, saw what her date was doing and said "So that's how you load those things?"
2006-07-24 17:52:07 · 11 answers · asked by Violet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good for you that was awesome!!! Loved it! *hand claps*
2006-07-24 18:31:11 · answer #1 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2006-07-25 01:10:41 · answer #2 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I snickered a bit. I'm sure a lot of these jokes depend on how they are told in person.
2006-07-25 01:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by Love of Truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL LOL
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......
2006-07-25 03:58:19 · answer #4 · answered by Trust_in_myself 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhehehehehe really nice.......unexpected ending.
2006-07-25 03:00:46 · answer #5 · answered by gogobanca 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats clever
2006-07-25 01:01:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I SEE WHERE YOU'RE GOING WITH THIS ONE, BLONDES ARE DUMB.
2006-07-25 01:22:47 · answer #7 · answered by mimi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eh..its okay.
2006-07-25 01:02:57 · answer #8 · answered by french_dude4u 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhhaaa
2006-07-25 00:55:20 · answer #9 · answered by ok 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't have to be a blonde....!
2006-07-25 01:37:12 · answer #10 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋