42. if someone forgets to invite a man to something, he (or she) can still betheir friend
43. men never have to give birth
44. if a man is 34 and still single, nobdy even notices
45. if a man is going on a weeks holiday, he only needs one suitcase
46. if anoher man turns up at a party in the same outfit, the chances are neither of them will even notice
47. men are practically expected to belch loudly in public
48. men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. women somehow deterioate during the night
49. men only go shopping when there is something they need to buy
50. none of a mans co workers have the power to make him cry
2006-07-22
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