2006-07-22 09:26:31 · 8 answers · asked by 42ITUS™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually they do, if for whatever reason you use it and it does not perform to your satisfaction, you can take it back to the place you purchased it for a full refund, No Questions Asked. You must show proof of purchase and also be the user of the parachute.
2006-07-22 09:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Wise ol' owl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
haha.whose lifetime..the parachute or the person??lol.and by the way to wise ol guy.if it wont perform to the user's satisfation who will take it back and and if the user is still alive what is the user goin to show him...broken bones???? a refund will do good in that situation,yeah right.
2006-07-24 03:30:01 · answer #2 · answered by shwez 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No..They are made of fabric, and eventually will degrade. They must be inspected before use, for any defects, tears, or wear. In the event one catastrophically fails during use, a reserve chute should be deployed. "If that one should fail you too....lookout ground I'm coming through."
2006-07-22 16:59:20 · answer #3 · answered by Don 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what lifetime you're talking about.
2006-07-22 16:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by sassi_1_2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
money back with proof of purchase I'll keep my receipt then I'll let hubby go sky diving... can i get a used one?
2006-07-22 17:24:29 · answer #5 · answered by Clyde 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that can be an opened or closed case
2006-07-22 16:31:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
only golden parachutes! ;-)
2006-07-23 07:56:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-22 16:29:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋