42. if someone forgets to invite a man to something, he (or she) can still betheir friend
43. men never have to give birth
44. if a man is 34 and still single, nobdy even notices
45. if a man is going on a weeks holiday, he only needs one suitcase
46. if anoher man turns up at a party in the same outfit, the chances are neither of them will even notice
47. men are practically expected to belch loudly in public
48. men wake up as good looking as they went to bed. women somehow deterioate during the night
49. men only go shopping when there is something they need to buy
50. none of a mans co workers have the power to make him cry
2006-07-22 09:22:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Difference Between Men and Women
1. NAMES
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to
each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
2. EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a
$20 bill even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have
anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
3. MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
4. BATHROOMS
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream,
razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
5. ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says afterthat... is the beginning of a new argument.
6. CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
7. FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
8. SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
9. MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.
10. DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
11. NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night!
12. OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about
dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret
fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two
people remembering the same thing.
2006-07-22 09:30:16 · answer #1 · answered by Irish Eyes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL
not really a question, but thnx 4 sharing :))
2006-07-22 16:26:05 · answer #2 · answered by ganja_claus 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
51. you can talk about a man right in front of him and he is too dense to even notice.
2006-07-22 16:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by miss angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive only read part 4 (this one) but my guess is you forgot one. god made adam before eve.
2006-07-22 16:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by Leon K. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He never has to have a period.
2006-07-22 16:28:39 · answer #5 · answered by Linda R 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate to admit it but these are sort of funny.......
2006-07-22 16:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by polllydooodle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats nice,
2006-07-22 16:25:20 · answer #7 · answered by v.ball_17 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
okay.............?
2006-07-22 16:27:18 · answer #8 · answered by K 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋