Entertainment & Music - 18 July 2006

Something Positive***
Priest: What's your problem, son?
Man: I'm so depressed, Father. My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.
Priest: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything positive in your life, son?
Man: Yes, Father... my AIDS test...
Sex Call****
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He answered: "Depends.. if I can find a phone...

What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and DISASTER?
When your girlfriend gets pregnant - ACCIDENT
When you live with her - CALAMITY
When your wife finds out - DISASTER

CONFIDENCE*****
.....is when you are caught by your wife with another woman in bed and you can readily stand up and say, "DON'T WORRY HONEY, YOU'RE NEXT!"

2006-07-18 11:01:22 · 9 answers · asked by Art_a_diba 1 in Jokes & Riddles

and does anybody remember The Footsie by Wigans Chosen Few and if i can get it anywhere

2006-07-18 11:00:34 · 3 answers · asked by pebs 4 in Music

2006-07-18 11:00:11 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-18 10:59:15 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I dont care for a particular show but u can reference them if u want. The reason I ask is because I am trying to complete a speech that compares sports and reality tv and how they are similar. My opening statement ( as it stands right now) is "Sports and sporting events are the originators and innovators in reality tv. Whaddaya think?

2006-07-18 10:58:36 · 5 answers · asked by jamcit can am connexion 2 in Television

I have never seen an episode but have heard many good things about the show- I love League Of Gentlemen, MightyBoosh, Office, etc. I'm up for a bit of nudity and bad language- but should I buy it on DVD nad give it a whirl?

2006-07-18 10:58:33 · 3 answers · asked by tom j 1 in Television

2006-07-18 10:58:02 · 13 answers · asked by menasha_jays_12 1 in Celebrities

Pure curiosity...thanks!

2006-07-18 10:57:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

does anyone know the actress playing Helena Bonham Carter's Fight Club character in the video for "Cute Without The 'e'?

2006-07-18 10:56:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

its a four string Ibanez- any advice about learning how to play?

2006-07-18 10:56:40 · 6 answers · asked by threepointergrl1 1 in Music

These are people that don't look like they've ever passed another car. Two lanes will be totally empty...yet this guy will cruise along in the fast lane. Why does this happen, and how do we put an end to it?

2006-07-18 10:56:24 · 7 answers · asked by Carl J 2 in Polls & Surveys

plz help me

2006-07-18 10:56:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

From Underoath

2006-07-18 10:55:57 · 9 answers · asked by melissa h 1 in Music

2006-07-18 10:55:22 · 14 answers · asked by david p 2 in Other - Entertainment

Just for curiositys sake - I just finished watching all 5 seasons and I loved it.

2006-07-18 10:54:25 · 3 answers · asked by Amy C 1 in Television

whos desmond what seris he season he come in im half way through 2 at moment

2006-07-18 10:53:47 · 6 answers · asked by munchie 6 in Television

2006-07-18 10:53:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

The first correct answer gets 10 points. Somebody sent me a song called Michele, by Seal, but can't undesrtand all the lyrics. It's not the Beatles or bon jovi, pretty sure it's Seal. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-18 10:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by AMBER D 6 in Music

I want it with some of these things in it: paris hilton or nicky, pink, party, heiress, barbie, hello kitty and chick
thanks alot guys!

2006-07-18 10:52:38 · 8 answers · asked by HeiressParis 1 in Celebrities

CD's have taken over and so has DVD's to VHS.

2006-07-18 10:52:34 · 16 answers · asked by Prayerwarrior 3 in Other - Entertainment

Hey everybody you have to finish the song with me.
you can only write one word and we got to see if we can get enough people to actually finish the song. The song is - Fresh Prince theme song.

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2006-07-18 10:52:26 · 10 answers · asked by smcneil40 3 in Music

2006-07-18 10:52:15 · 10 answers · asked by Teacup210 4 in Polls & Surveys

last time no one answered my question soooo im asking again:

In 'The English Patient' can anyone explain the "connection" between moose and Almasy, because its mentioned a lot but never explained. Please help!

2006-07-18 10:51:37 · 5 answers · asked by Olivia 2 in Movies

I'm booooooored without her!

2006-07-18 10:51:22 · 7 answers · asked by cpt_the_babe 1 in Polls & Surveys

love making music mine is jagged edge new album and marvin gaye

2006-07-18 10:51:10 · 8 answers · asked by sexy_enchanted2320032005 4 in Music

2006-07-18 10:50:53 · 19 answers · asked by Joe 6 in Polls & Surveys

The film is, "Father Of The Bride 2". There is a scene near the end where the two wives are giving birth at the same time. One of them has complecations and there was a blues type of song playing when the cameras go into slow motion. I think the guy singing sang, you always make a fool out of me,

2006-07-18 10:50:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-18 10:49:40 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-18 10:49:11 · 3 answers · asked by klsmom1 1 in Television

14 years ago, i received a black cassette from the early or late 80´s that had no tittles on it.The cassette had various artists from the 80´s but i remember that i like one song from a guy on that tape..I don´t know his name but it seems that i can´t remember the lyrics to the song but i can remember the beat.Does this cassette sounds familiar to you?the cassette is black and it does not have any tittles or the names of the artists or group.

2006-07-18 10:48:58 · 12 answers · asked by vrrms 1 in Music