Something Positive***
Priest: What's your problem, son?
Man: I'm so depressed, Father. My son is an addict, my daughter is a prostitute and my wife is a gambler.
Priest: Tsk! Tsk! Disastrous! Is there anything positive in your life, son?
Man: Yes, Father... my AIDS test...
Sex Call****
A husband was asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"
He answered: "Depends.. if I can find a phone...
What's the difference between ACCIDENT, CALAMITY and DISASTER?
When your girlfriend gets pregnant - ACCIDENT
When you live with her - CALAMITY
When your wife finds out - DISASTER
CONFIDENCE*****
.....is when you are caught by your wife with another woman in bed and you can readily stand up and say, "DON'T WORRY HONEY, YOU'RE NEXT!"
2006-07-18 11:01:22 · 9 answers · asked by Art_a_diba 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 10 10 and 10
2006-07-18 13:26:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
#1= a 6 on a scale 1-10
#2 = 3
#3= 5
#4= 6
2006-07-18 11:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by manda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now those are funny !
Creative and funny. I rate 10 for each.
2006-07-18 11:08:47 · answer #3 · answered by Dr ICY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like them all. 10 all the way.
2006-07-18 11:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're funny
2006-07-18 11:09:10 · answer #5 · answered by LuvlyGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not really so very funny
2006-07-18 11:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by barbie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is nice
2006-07-18 11:57:30 · answer #7 · answered by nikki b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are all great!
2006-07-18 11:15:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute...
2006-07-18 11:13:56 · answer #9 · answered by Evil Wordmonger, LTD LOL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋