Entertainment & Music - 16 July 2006

A young couple, just married were in their
honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they
were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a
big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and
the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's
right," said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in
this family."

With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he
could only get them on as far as his knee caps
"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way
its going to be until your damn attitude changes!"

2006-07-16 04:07:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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GHOSTBUSTERS 3 do u think there should of been a 3rd film?

i loved the first 2 and wish there was a third.....with all the new technology they have these days....it would be amazing......what do u think???
well the new one may be made "ghostbusters in hell"........
http://www.hollywood.com/news/detail/id/3467374

2006-07-16 04:06:39 · 17 answers · asked by gooner1972 3 in Movies

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Any ways for a 13 year old to earn some money,and quick?

i need 150 dollars for my ipod video

2006-07-16 04:05:01 · 8 answers · asked by fawnsam 2 in Music

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Who thinks Scorpios R the sexiest?

I do, cos I am one!

2006-07-16 04:03:15 · 34 answers · asked by me 2 in Horoscopes

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Im looking for the codes for a phillips universal clo15 remote. i lost my booklet.can any one help?

2006-07-16 04:02:57 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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anybody see the arctic monkeys on snl last night?

2006-07-16 04:02:50 · 4 answers · asked by greenluxi 4 in Celebrities

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What number am I thinking of right now!?

the number is between 30-50, its odd & the 2 digits are not the same, what is it? whoever can answer this correctly gets choosen as best answer

NO CHEATING only 1 answer.

2006-07-16 04:02:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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IF YOU were ME?

what would you do

2006-07-16 04:02:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

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Which famous personality, would you like as your stalker?

Yes whom would u like to stalk you lol ... ..

2006-07-16 04:01:13 · 15 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is the best movie of all time?

2006-07-16 04:00:40 · 54 answers · asked by Brooke T 1 in Movies

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nelly furtado? or smelly turdato?

2006-07-16 03:59:34 · 10 answers · asked by JUDAS PRIEST 4 in Music

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what makes you cry?????????

for me darkness lol

2006-07-16 03:57:23 · 68 answers · asked by i§ha 2 in Polls & Surveys

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nikki missed?

am I the only person glad to see that moaning faced little whinging dumb blond booted out??

2006-07-16 03:56:08 · 12 answers · asked by Jock S 3 in Television

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Does real sex takes place in night clubs?

2006-07-16 03:55:52 · 12 answers · asked by Officer 1 in Other - Entertainment

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ohh something to offend everyone ♥?

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE!

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~What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

--Juan on Juan

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~What is a Yankee?

--The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

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~What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

--The position of the dirt bag

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~Why is divorce so expensive?

--Because it's worth it.

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~What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

--Doughnuts

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~Why is air a lot like sex?

--Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

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~What do you call a smart blonde?

--A golden retriever.

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~What do attorneys use for birth control?

--Their personalities.

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~What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?

--10 years and 45 lbs

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~What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

--45 minutes

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~What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

--Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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~Why do men want to marry virgins?

--They can't stand criticism.

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~Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

--Because those men already have boyfriends.
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~What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

--After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

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~What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

--The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

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~Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?

--Because they have cotton balls.

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~What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

--A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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~What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?

--"Are you sure it's mine?"

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~Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?

--Mace will do that to you.

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~Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?

--Everyone has the same DNA.

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~Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

--Breasts don't have eyes.

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~Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?

--Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

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~Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

--A different bar.

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~Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a blond baby?

--They named him "Sum Ting Wong".

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~What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?

--A speech impediment.

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~What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?

--They're hiring.

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~What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

--A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage and... "a recipe".

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~How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?

--Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

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~What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

--A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." -A southern fairytale begins

--"Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****....

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~Why is there no Disneyland in China?

--No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

2006-07-16 03:54:31 · 9 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

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who is hotter zac efron,drake bell,or jesse mccartney?

2006-07-16 03:53:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities