A young couple, just married were in their
honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they
were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a
big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and
said, "Here, put these on." She put them on and
the waist was twice the size of her body.
"I can't wear your pants," she said. "That's
right," said the husband, "and don't you ever
forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in
this family."
With that she flipped him her panties and said,
"Try these on." He tried them on and found he
could only get them on as far as his knee caps
"Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties!"
She replied, "That's right, and that's the way
its going to be until your damn attitude changes!"
2006-07-16 04:07:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe... and here is a followup to your joke... sigh.. poor men lol
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.
God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-07-16 04:26:26 · answer #1 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sturdy morning Betty. I purely finished posting on facebook how my cat woke me up this morning at 5;40 5 which includes his unusual meow. I actually were given off the mattress, fed him and commenced making waiting for artwork. Do you imagine of my husband stricken to inform me it really is SUNDAY? (I artwork M-F)
2016-12-10 10:22:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Been a while since I last heard this one, but it is still just as funny.
2006-07-16 11:00:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm...the world's oldest show..money or the box.
Hide her diamonds away mate !
2006-07-16 06:02:12 · answer #4 · answered by Featherman 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard it before but its still funny lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-16 04:14:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very funny! I like that woman!
2006-07-16 04:16:02 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but gudie.
--- LiN
2006-07-16 09:25:33 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-07-16 04:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by norwood 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-07-16 04:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by Christine** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, priceless.... i smell an anulment!
2006-07-16 08:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by tybardy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋