Entertainment & Music - 16 July 2006

when we dip the water out of the pool in a bowl it is clear, so we know it's not the water, it's brand new pool, the liner is white with blue prints, why would the water be that color?

2006-07-16 05:08:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

mine is scary movies, hostel, jason, freddy etc...

2006-07-16 05:06:32 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Humorous answers greatly appreaciated.

2006-07-16 05:05:17 · 16 answers · asked by Luminara 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 05:03:25 · 2 answers · asked by sarah 22 1 in Television

Mine is Freddy or Desmond Harrington

2006-07-16 05:00:53 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

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2006-07-16 05:00:27 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.

Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"

The cannibals all shake their heads no.

After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"

A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"

2006-07-16 05:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I think it is the worst thing that anyone has ever thought up. it's just some poseur kids singing the chorus to songs. who would buy that?

2006-07-16 05:00:21 · 8 answers · asked by butter with a touch of scotch 2 in Music

Hilary Duff sucks so bad, I hate her more than Paris Hilton!! (And I really hate Paris Hilton) I even call her Lary Duff she sucks so bad. Just take away the "H" and you have Lary!

2006-07-16 04:59:32 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 04:59:00 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-16 04:58:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-16 04:57:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What I'm looking for is songs to put on my webpage

2006-07-16 04:57:09 · 2 answers · asked by freakonaleash27020 2 in Music

what about this joke?
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business!

The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"

With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's.

2006-07-16 04:55:22 · 7 answers · asked by KingCoconut 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-16 04:54:13 · 15 answers · asked by Jeremiah's_Heart 2 in Polls & Surveys

Willys cynical thought for the day;

Remember there are 'exceptions' to EVERY freaking 'Golden rule!

Dear Tech Support,

Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and invariably crashes the system. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of only limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!

Sincerely,XXX

Dear XXX,

This is a very common problem women complain about, but it is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible. Further, you cannot purge Husband 1.0 and return to Boyfriend 5.0, because Husband 1.0 is not designed to do this. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Boyfriend 5.0 to emulate Husband 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0.

In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support." You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system. Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system. Husband 1.0 must assume ALL responsibility for ALL faults and problems, regardless of root cause. To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

TECH TIP!
Avoid excessive use of this feature. Overuse can create additional and more serious GPFs, and ultimately YOU may have to give a C:\ I APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal operations. Overuse can also cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, or worse yet, to Beer 6.0. Beer 6.0 is a very bad program that causes Husband 1.0 to create FatBelly files and SnoringLoudly wave files that are very hard to delete. Save yourself some trouble by following this tech tip!

Just remember! The system will run smoothly, and take the blame for all GPFs, but because of this fine feature it can only intermittently run all the applications Boyfriend 5.0 ran. Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.

A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled.

I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install Husband 1.0 and we here at Tech Support wish you the best of luck in coming years. We trust you will learn to fully enjoy this product!

Tech Support

Follow-up mail from tech support:

Dear XXX,

Your Husband 1.0 has been infected with the Mistress 2.1 virus. Try Divorce 3.5 to remove present headaches.

Tech support

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

2006-07-16 04:53:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

he has just joined eastenders and i want to know about him such as
how old he is
if hes married
etc

2006-07-16 04:53:00 · 3 answers · asked by lacey t 1 in Celebrities

PETE TO WIN

2006-07-16 04:52:30 · 27 answers · asked by sarah 22 1 in Television

well you know how in high school musical they got people that werent actors and they auditioned how do you find out about the auditions of movies?????? and dont give me an answer that involves a question.

2006-07-16 04:52:13 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-16 04:52:09 · 11 answers · asked by lifeistough_period 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-16 04:50:50 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the first part of the chorus goes something like this
"you tel me that u love me
if i nvr change
welcome me into ur arms again.."

should be from the early 90's, sang by a woman

2006-07-16 04:50:15 · 6 answers · asked by ying y 2 in Music

2006-07-16 04:48:12 · 16 answers · asked by Luminara 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 04:47:58 · 23 answers · asked by dkny 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-16 04:47:43 · 9 answers · asked by hey_musiq 1 in Music

this is some of the lyrics of the song "baby its wrong to say please love me too cause i know you never do somebody else is waiting there inside for you......."

2006-07-16 04:46:34 · 4 answers · asked by Jack Sparrow 1 in Music

I heard her and she really stinks. What do you think?

2006-07-16 04:45:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Did you like him better when he was a "pretty boy", or do you like his current style? I like him so much better this way. I was only a little kid when he was in his pretty boy stage, but I seen pictures and I don' t think that style ever suited him. He's too cool to be seen as that kind of symbol in Hollywood.

2006-07-16 04:45:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-16 04:44:46 · 37 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-16 04:44:25 · 4 answers · asked by Melissa 1 in Movies