Five cannibals get appointed as engineers in a defense company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says, "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat. So please don't trouble any of the other employees." The cannibals promised.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you. However, one of our janitors has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the others, "Which of you idiots ate the janitor?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Supervisors and Project Managers and no one noticed anything, and you have to go and eat the janitor!"
2006-07-16 05:00:22 · 14 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This joke is great. Thanks...I've shared it with all my employees. You could be a great motivational speaker.
2006-07-16 07:11:54 · answer #1 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7/10
2006-07-17 02:59:01 · answer #2 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - Clean one - Yes janitor is an important person than the engineers and project managers
2006-07-16 15:18:20 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a bit long for a morning joke.... but i enjoyed it... heres one for you: What's worse than a redhead and a brunette trying to build a house underwater?
a blond trying to set it on fire!!
2006-07-16 12:09:15 · answer #4 · answered by MyaC 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao very very cute lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-17 02:28:54 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.. Nice one!
2006-07-17 04:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Lucky♣Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad since of humor didn't care for this one .bad joke
2006-07-16 12:04:06 · answer #7 · answered by idontkno 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol lmao hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahayhahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahah
2006-07-16 18:58:07 · answer #8 · answered by LiTlE mIsSy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA
2006-07-16 12:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by Y S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-07-16 12:24:45 · answer #10 · answered by sherry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋