Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. Morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out to the school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She said, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? "
Mom replied, "Never mind what you think! go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think...eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
Mom replied, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK...What do you think?"
He says..."Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and...I think I gave him my model airplane glue."
2006-07-16
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