Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to mom and dads for the night. Morning, little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out to the school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She said, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think? "
Mom replied, "Never mind what you think! go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think...eat your lunch and go back to school."
After school he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
Mom replied, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK...What do you think?"
He says..."Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and...I think I gave him my model airplane glue."
2006-07-16 02:52:32 · 49 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's great. Thanks. Needed it.
2006-07-16 02:55:50 · answer #1 · answered by tonyintoronto@rogers.com 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How did Fred know that little Johnny would have the vaseline??? Is this something guys keep in their room?
2006-07-23 22:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by J9 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is Fred doing in little Johnny's room??? and Couldnt Mary satisfy Fred??? I don't give a rat's hairy butt....that joke rocked... lol... keep 'em comin....errrrrrr sorry wrong choice of words ....lol
2006-07-29 13:10:52 · answer #3 · answered by xtcsathena 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2006-07-27 08:20:08 · answer #4 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrible!
2006-07-27 06:22:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should get the 10 points for this joke. I've laughed so hard that my side is aching. Keep submitting jokes...our world needs you.
2006-07-16 07:31:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chainsawmom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh... I was away for a while. Whatever... at last I found your joke again. And again I am rotflolmao!
10* pal. Puraa dus. Aro lagbe naki?
2006-07-16 19:32:43 · answer #7 · answered by LiN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little johnny became into sitting in college and the instructor asks if the pupil's can think of of a recognition for each letter of the alpha wager so she says"a" little johnny will improve his hand and the teachers like he's going to declare asshole ...... so she call es on Susie "apple" instructor"very solid Susie".."b".... Little johnny will improve his hand the teachers questioning he's going to declare *****...."billy" undergo....so as that they circulate theory he finished alphabet until eventually the come to..... "R" the instructor says and little johnny will improve his hand the teachers questioning What can he say she says"Johnny" johnny says rat.....the instructor says "very circulate"........ with a penis this huge and he holds his arms approximately 2 inches aside.
2016-10-07 23:41:37 · answer #8 · answered by mauzon 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg!!!!!!!!!!!lol thats soo funny...obviously not for fred and mary but that is sooo funny....that was good....thanks!!
2006-07-28 07:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by Riz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhaaaa!! shows people dont have time to read, were always in a HURRY !! when excited !!! hahahahaaa .. thats a funny joke. TY
2006-07-30 02:21:22 · answer #10 · answered by mr_know_it_all_12345 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW a sick but funny joke weird combination
huh?
2006-07-16 03:14:08 · answer #11 · answered by X.MetalHead.X 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋