Guy goes to the doctor with this problem. Doctor says you have to shock yourself when it is about to happen. So the guy buys a starting pistol on the way home.
A couple of days later he goes back to the doctor, who says "how did it go"?
"Not too well" He replies. "I got home , went to bed with my wife, found myself in the 69 position, then realised it was about to happen". " So I fired the starting pistol to shock me out of it"
"So what happened"? says the doctor.
"Well the wife crapped on my face, bit off 2 inches of my dick, and my next door neighbour ran out of the closet naked with his arms above his head"!
How do you stop it happening?
2006-07-12
10:36:54
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