Guy goes to the doctor with this problem. Doctor says you have to shock yourself when it is about to happen. So the guy buys a starting pistol on the way home.
A couple of days later he goes back to the doctor, who says "how did it go"?
"Not too well" He replies. "I got home , went to bed with my wife, found myself in the 69 position, then realised it was about to happen". " So I fired the starting pistol to shock me out of it"
"So what happened"? says the doctor.
"Well the wife crapped on my face, bit off 2 inches of my dick, and my next door neighbour ran out of the closet naked with his arms above his head"!
How do you stop it happening?
2006-07-12 10:36:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fortunately, I do not have that problem! And ain't 'er indoors so pleased!
2006-07-12 10:45:20 · update #1
Premature??? That means sooner than 60 seconds, right??
Oh, I have no prob. I can go at least 2 or 3 minutes.
Thnx for the joke though.
lol
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2015-01-28 07:43:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Think of good old Maggie Thatcher from the1980.s. That will stop it until ready and if not then your in a real mess.
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2014-07-24 02:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-09 11:56:05 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me i'd put a mortice lock on the closet door
2006-07-12 11:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Start sooner
2006-07-12 10:42:53 · answer #10 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋