Whats the best joke?

Question

the best joke given will get the 10 points

Answer 1

Two brothers 4 and 6 decide it's time for them to start cussing, 6 year old says:
"When we go down for breakfast I'll say something with word damn in it and you say something with word a_s in it"
4 year old agrees. When they came down for breakfast mom asks them:
"What do you boys want for breakfast?"
6 year old says: "I'll have damn cheerios" mom drops everything she's doing and starts yelling at the boy, he runs up the stairs crying with mom in hot pursuit, she tells him to get in his room and not leave until she tells him to. She comes back downstairs and asks 4 year old what he wants for breakfast, he answers:
"I don't know mom but you can bet your fat a_s it won't be cheerios"

Answer 2

The Bricklayer

To: Safety Committee
Gentlemen:

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.

In Block #3 of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should "explain more fully" and I trust that the following details will be sufficient.

I am a bricklayer by trade. On the day of the accident I was working alone on the roof of a new six-story building. When I completed my work, I discovered that I had about 500 lbs. of brick left over. Rather than carry the bricks down by hand, I decided to lower them in a barrel by using a pulley which fortunately was attached to the side of the building at the sixth floor.

Securing the rope at ground level, I went up to the roof; swung the barrel out and loaded the brick into it. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to insure a slow descent of the 500 lbs. of brick. You will note in Block #11 of the accident reportirg form that I weigh 135 lbs.

Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate up the side of the building.

In.the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming down. This explains the fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley.

Fortunately, by this time I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold tight to the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of bricks hit the ground and the bottom fell out of.the barrel. Devoid of the welght of the bricks, the barrel now weighted approximately 50 Ibs.

I refer again to my weight in Block #11. As you might Imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the building. In the vicinity of the third floor, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles and the lacerations of my legs and lower body.

The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of bricks; fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay on the bricks In pain - unable to stand, and watching the barrel six stories above me - I LET GO OF THE ROPE!!

Bob Berger

Answer 3

How do you keep a rooster from crowing on a Sunday Morning?


Kill it the night before

Answer 4

a blonde is walking home one day and sees another blonde sitting in a row boat in the middle of a field!
The blonde walking home yells to the on in the row boat "yuo stupid b***h, your the one who gives us blondes a bad name, if i could swim i would come out there and kick your a**"

Answer 5

What does New Jersey and Enron have in common? THEY'RE BOTH BANKRUPT!

hah, that joke was... stupid. I heard it from someone.

Answer 6

How did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 7

lmao at Gigi, that blonde was funny!

Answer 8

nice joke Gigi.... where'd you pick that one up at ;)