Funny Bumper Stickers
In case any of you are in the bumper sticker business, you'll
surely sell lots of your product with these gems:
1. "Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change."
2. "Buckle Up. It Makes it Harder For Aliens to Snatch You From the
Car."
3. "My Reality Check Just Bounced."
4. "Sorry, Officer. My Radar Detector Was Unplugged."
5. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?"
6. "Keep Honking. I'm Reloading."
7. "Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set!"
8. "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix: Do Not Drink And Derive."
9. "Jesus Saves. He Uses Double Coupons."
10. "Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal."
11. "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder."
12. "If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer!"
13. "To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine."
14. "Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet."
15. "No Radio. Already Stolen. Sorry To Disappoint You."
16. "I Wonder If You'd Drive Any Better If That Cell Phone Was Up
Your Butt?"
17. "I Brake For Tailgaters."
18. "Say No To Drugs. That Will Keep The Prices Down."
19. "If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!"
20. "Do Not Read This Bumper Sticker."
2006-07-11
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