Entertainment & Music - 11 July 2006

A tribesman was wondering in the forest. when all of a sudden he is captured by a clansmen of another tribe. he is brought to the leader and the clansman says" chief we caught this man wondering on our land, what shall we do. The cheif answers ...we will give him 50 'ishes( that is two fingers poked in the butt hole 50 times) So the clansmen bends him over and gives him 50 ishes.
The tribesman walks home and tells his wife what happened. She tells him "you are a man you must get revenge" So he heads out the next day to catch a tribesman. He see one by the river and go to attack him, but is quickly captured. They bring him back to the cheif and the chief say" you haven't learned, this time you will receive 100 ishes. So they gave him 100 ishes and sent him home. when he got home he could verely walk. "What happened to you ?" the wifes asks. He told her "i got caught this time i got 100 ishes." the wife said you must get revenge, you are a man, they can not do that to you. So after his

2006-07-11 23:30:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

where i can view cartoons o f a similiar nature just not so dark i like twisted stuff but some of daves is a bit heavy for me

2006-07-11 23:30:10 · 2 answers · asked by arghhh 2 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-11 23:26:16 · 12 answers · asked by llp a 1 in Movies

I know its an oldie but I like hearing peoples answers to this!

2006-07-11 23:23:14 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is your fav Johnny Depp movie?and why?do you like Johnny Depp?why?or why not?do you think Johnny Depp is a good acter?why?or why not?

2006-07-11 23:20:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-11 23:19:44 · 9 answers · asked by Eusebius Hieronimous 1 in Music

It starts of with the usual stuff about a lady releasing a genie from a bottle and getting 3 wishes. But, he says, whatever you wish for your husband will get 10 times more.
Her first wish, I want to be the most beautifull woman in the world,
Ok said the genie but that makes your husband the most handsome man in the world.
Next 'I want to be the richest woman the world,. OK said the genie but your husband is 10 times richer than you.
My last wish said the lady 'I want a mild heart attack'

2006-07-11 23:18:14 · 11 answers · asked by Buck 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-11 23:17:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-11 23:16:11 · 7 answers · asked by amir Esteghlaly 1 in Jokes & Riddles

you only get a daily limit of asking questions witch i find very stupid and annoying cause daily means everyday! and how can someone reach their daily limits of asking questions when there still alive?? it's just stupid! oh and you also reach your daily limits of answering questions!

2006-07-11 23:15:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-11 23:15:20 · 21 answers · asked by fred a stair 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-11 23:13:37 · 2 answers · asked by Demonata 3 in Television

I hate reality shows because when you put a camera infront of someone it ceases to be real , because they act in away the wouldnt normally act , People like Ozzy and Haulk Hogan get these stupid reality shows ti boost there no talent having daughters music careers , its not enough there rich little brats but they also get to be celebrities and music deals just because the famous parents got a reality show , to boost there aspirinf careers i hate brooke hogan and kelly osbourn ,,,,, someone shot me now.I want to know if you agree????And i also want to know whats your most hated reality show ?????

2006-07-11 23:08:43 · 11 answers · asked by Diane26 3 in Celebrities

Why are they so superstrict on censoring here but on yahoo news message boards you can get away with hate speech?

2006-07-11 23:08:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Its a rock song and the guy says ''Does anybody know what its like'' or something like that. I think it is 90's song but I dont know. Anybody have any idea of what it could be?

2006-07-11 23:07:13 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Not been on this bad boy for long, but long enough to know that i may need to book into the Priory to ever get off it!!

I've noticed that some people choose a best answer so you get teh 10 points but then other people give it a community vote so i get additional points.

How do i do that on my questions so i can give you all the points you deserve rather than just 10?

To clarify "when i ask a question i want to be able to pick the best answer and let fellow ANSWERER's give them a community thumbs up or down"

Cheers guys, Happy Yahooing!!

2006-07-11 23:06:51 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

song says,....I'm gonna wash your clothes & change your linen, I'm not finished yet it's only the beginning.

2006-07-11 23:06:21 · 1 answers · asked by lucky2419 1 in Music

Oh........Maybe next time.

2006-07-11 23:03:53 · 5 answers · asked by RabbitHellFoxHeaven 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-11 23:03:07 · 12 answers · asked by pureessence 2 in Jokes & Riddles

He's one of my all time second bananas and actors.

2006-07-11 23:02:12 · 5 answers · asked by ? 1 in Television

2006-07-11 22:58:49 · 27 answers · asked by miss 2 in Music

Make a sentence about Brad Paisley, with each word starting with the letters in Brad's name, in the correct order. In other words, your first word should start with B, your second word should start with R, third word start with A...etc. The more logical the better, but silly that makes some sense is best! Have fun!

2006-07-11 22:58:09 · 3 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Music

2006-07-11 22:56:59 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-11 22:55:31 · 8 answers · asked by ozcall2006 2 in Television

2 months from now, I collapse and die.
Or, 2 months from now, my thought broadcasting ends and I live.

Tell me, how will I stop broadcasting my thoughts?

I'm Hannah, by the way.

2006-07-11 22:50:47 · 16 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

the cartoons?

2006-07-11 22:48:55 · 19 answers · asked by powerpuffgirl_2332 4 in Comics & Animation

the whole point is to be curious enough to pay to see what the prize is. how many out there are that curious?

2006-07-11 22:48:27 · 9 answers · asked by NOAH 1 in Polls & Surveys

In MY opinion, John Mayer seems out of place doing his own song here...LOL. What do YOU think?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxEGDg6ssxY&search=brad%20paisley

2006-07-11 22:47:34 · 3 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Music

what do you all think about tom and kat cruises baby that no one has yet to see?

2006-07-11 22:43:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-11 22:37:43 · 1 answers · asked by klunk 3 in Music