A tribesman was wondering in the forest. when all of a sudden he is captured by a clansmen of another tribe. he is brought to the leader and the clansman says" chief we caught this man wondering on our land, what shall we do. The cheif answers ...we will give him 50 'ishes( that is two fingers poked in the butt hole 50 times) So the clansmen bends him over and gives him 50 ishes.
The tribesman walks home and tells his wife what happened. She tells him "you are a man you must get revenge" So he heads out the next day to catch a tribesman. He see one by the river and go to attack him, but is quickly captured. They bring him back to the cheif and the chief say" you haven't learned, this time you will receive 100 ishes. So they gave him 100 ishes and sent him home. when he got home he could verely walk. "What happened to you ?" the wifes asks. He told her "i got caught this time i got 100 ishes." the wife said you must get revenge, you are a man, they can not do that to you. So after his
2006-07-11 23:30:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
butt healed, he went back into the forest, he saw another tribesman setting under a tree. he ran to attack and killed him, but when he turned around he was captured by the tribesman. When they brought him to the chief the tribesman said "Chief, we saw this man killing one of our brothers, when we got there it was to late, he was already dead." The chief got angry and said, "Not only have you disobeyed me by not coming on my land, you have killed one of my brothers, this is your punishment, you will have to decide if you want 500 ishes or death. The man couldn't take it anymore...He jumps up and says ..."No more I would rather die" so the Chief looks at the tribesman and says..."ish him to death"
2006-07-11 23:36:08 · update #1
HILARIOUS!! :D he should've wished for death!!!!!
2006-07-11 23:45:39 · answer #1 · answered by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 4
2006-07-12 07:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by Dark angel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Incomplete 1/10
complete but old 4/10
very long and boring 3/10
on average 2.67/10
2006-07-12 06:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Once they found stone tablet in an Egyptian pyramid, on this plate your joke has been canceled as antiquated!
2006-07-12 06:52:02 · answer #4 · answered by montanus 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sound familiar, anyway to create an abridged version for those with ADD?
2006-07-16 07:13:36 · answer #5 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO wow too funny....wait, what happened to the punch line?
2006-07-12 06:32:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"ish" - Wow, should I laugh now? Well - funny - in a way! I'll give you a 5.5 - so there!
2006-07-12 09:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey complete the joke gal
2006-07-12 06:33:07 · answer #8 · answered by PiRaHnA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny very funny! the best i've read all my life! you should be a comedienne!
2006-07-12 07:03:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good enough to make anyone laugh.
Keep up.
2006-07-12 06:52:38 · answer #10 · answered by ravi k 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where is the rest of it?
2006-07-12 06:34:11 · answer #11 · answered by Princess of Egypt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋