2006-07-11 10:35:36 · 17 answers · asked by gemeneye725 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
It takes all year to make toys for all the boys and girls. Also he does survelliance on children to see if they have been naughty or nice.
2006-07-11 10:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by jdlx_2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa's job is to watch whether or not you are being naughty or nice. Then he knows what to do on that special night. Also, Santa is like the manager of a band. Do you really think reindeer live forever? No. I mean, Donner and Blitzen will die, but he has to get new reindeer to be donner and blitzen, and give them the same names. Just like the Motown bands - The four tops - they have been reincarnated over and over again and none of them are still the original one's! Santa also does this!
2006-07-11 17:40:22 · answer #2 · answered by Fun and Games 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After Christmas he spends time in the federal prison for breaking and entering and stalking young children. Deep down Santas a real creep.
2006-07-11 17:40:31 · answer #3 · answered by Stephen Hawkings Mentor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't have one. He relaxes until it's that time again. He has his elves waiting on him hand and foot while Mrs. Claus straps on her high heel boots and leather brassiere cracking the whip keeping the elves in line, not giving her or Santa any lip otherwise it's discipline time!!!!
2006-07-11 17:41:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jenny Craig spokesperson
2006-07-11 17:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by eddie9551 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He works graveyard at Walmart. During the day MacDonalds. Weekends he hits the bar.
2006-07-11 17:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by ChaoticChicaLovesJT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1---santa isnt real
2---i will still answer this question
3---his job is probably feeding the reindeer and slapping elves in the face
2006-07-11 17:37:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He supervises the elves making toys for next Xmas.
2006-07-11 17:39:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Making his rounds on the naughty and nice list, helping the elfs make toys, and taking care of the reindeers......GOSH everyone should know that lol
2006-07-11 17:39:34 · answer #9 · answered by spongebob_luv06 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drives a cab in DC during the year.
2006-07-11 17:39:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋