Funny Bumper Stickers
In case any of you are in the bumper sticker business, you'll
surely sell lots of your product with these gems:
1. "Madness Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change."
2. "Buckle Up. It Makes it Harder For Aliens to Snatch You From the
Car."
3. "My Reality Check Just Bounced."
4. "Sorry, Officer. My Radar Detector Was Unplugged."
5. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts. Do You Want Fries With That?"
6. "Keep Honking. I'm Reloading."
7. "Save The Whales. Collect The Whole Set!"
8. "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Mix: Do Not Drink And Derive."
9. "Jesus Saves. He Uses Double Coupons."
10. "Forget World Peace. Visualize Using Your Turn Signal."
11. "Beauty is in the Eye of the Beer Holder."
12. "If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer!"
13. "To Err Is Human, To Moo Bovine."
14. "Honk If You Love Peace And Quiet."
15. "No Radio. Already Stolen. Sorry To Disappoint You."
16. "I Wonder If You'd Drive Any Better If That Cell Phone Was Up
Your Butt?"
17. "I Brake For Tailgaters."
18. "Say No To Drugs. That Will Keep The Prices Down."
19. "If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Stay Off The Sidewalk!"
20. "Do Not Read This Bumper Sticker."
2006-07-11 10:28:10 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm the man of the house.... because my wife says so.
2006-07-11 10:34:21 · answer #1 · answered by metorido 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Two bumper stickers. On one side of the bumper 'One Nuclear Bomb Can Spoil Your Day'. On the other 'So Can Getting Up In The Morning'
2006-07-11 17:37:47 · answer #2 · answered by Buck 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15. "No Radio. Already Stolen. Sorry To Disappoint You." .. thats great.. lol those were funny.. when did u have time to think of those and where did u get the ideas?
2006-07-11 17:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by omg! Its me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how I rate all:
1. Ha ha
2. Ha ha
3. Ha Ha
4. Ok
5. Heh
6. Rotfl
7. Okie dokie
8. Heh heh
9. Alrighty then
10. K...
11. ok..
12. ...
13. huh?
14. Yay!
15. BOOO!
16. Rotfl
17. Right...
18. Ha ha
19. ???Hm...
20. ???
2006-07-11 18:41:44 · answer #4 · answered by falcongrl89 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About 6 of those were really funny
2006-07-11 17:41:38 · answer #5 · answered by Nick 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like 19
2006-07-11 18:02:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like 19
2006-07-11 17:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny number 9
2006-07-11 18:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by lusaisthebest 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 of my favorites are:
1. be an enviornmentalist, leave unborn humans in their natural habitat.
2. as a former fetus, i oppose abortion.
2006-07-11 18:26:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you shoulda a contest going... for the best one, ten points.
Or is the contest already on?
OK, here is one : (old though): So many women so little time.
2006-07-11 17:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Nightrider 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋