A man came home from work one day and found his wife gone.She never returned that evening and the next morning she still wasn't home.This went on for three days.When he came home on the third day he found his wife going through the fridge and asked her,"where the hell have you been?" "I was kidnapped by three men who forced me to make love to them for a week" replied his wife."A week,but you've only been gone three days" said the husband,to which his wife replied "I know,but I was getting hungry"
2006-07-06
11:54:40
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